jonoski

Jonoski is a chubby white Macedonian. Jonoski's may try to trick you into thinking they have hot girlfriend, be aware, if you look into the eyes of there girlfriend, they will petrify you into stone with their ugliness. The diet of jonoski (aka pizza dough) mainly consist of big macs, because of this they are entitled with soft and squishy skin, usually around the breast area.

"look, that guy is all alone"
"what a jonoski !!"

by Superfuckedup September 3, 2018

johnophobia

The fear of John.

I have Johnophobia because I’m scared of John.

by changjejgjgjdjdng September 14, 2018

Johno

Johno is a handsome lad who is lovely and kind to people. He gets all the bitches and is very loyal to them. Most of the time he loves to play in bed and has a huge dick. He is sexy and has a good personality.

Johno is my friend

by GaBEItchH6912518 October 13, 2019

johood

A pejorative, offensive Farsi word for Jew, akin to “kike”.

“ When asked what the Iranian regime’s solution would be for dealing with Israel, Zarif responded, “We’re not talking about throwing the Johoods into the sea, or about a military attack, or about suicide operations.”

by Softwalker December 20, 2020

pre-jobholder

(used euphemistically) an unemployed person; a jobseeker.

It is a pity that a large number of pre-jobholders have adopted scalping at cine-halls.

by uttam maharjan March 6, 2010

jondo

A closeted homosexual

The way he acts with girls, you can tell he's such a jondo.

by softloft March 21, 2016

joho

short term for Johns Hopkins University. Usually used by the high Jewish population and the other dorky students there.

Girl: Joho is awesome!
Boy: Do you mean Johnny Hop Hop?
Girl: No you jerk face I meant Joho! Now leave me alone so I can study biophiscichemistry!

by Jenny K March 1, 2007