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Kim Jong-un

The Proclaimed Supreme Leader of the nation of North Korea. Kim Jong-un is only the 3rd Leader of North Korea because North Korea is a Communist country, which means the United States are Triggered.
United States: We have a President
United Kingdom: We have a Prime Minister
Germany: We have a Chancellor
Saudi Arabia: We have a King
North Korea: We have the Dear Respected Comrade Kim Jong-un, Chairman of the Workers' Party of Korea, Chairman of State Affairs Commission of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea and Supreme Commander of the Korean People's Army.
United States, United Kingdom, Germany, and Saudi Arabia: *Stares at North Korea*
by The Slavic Squater November 13, 2018
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Kim Jong Poo

The act of ultimate fornication. Requires 3 people for maximum efficiency. Person 1 makes a paper aeroplane, person 2, having consumed numerous laxative tablets, then shits (excessively) on top of it, before throwing it on person 3’s chest, creating a nuclear shit explosion. The Kim Jong Poo.
Tom: I think Beth is getting bored of me.
Jamie: I think I could help you out with that, let me help you give her a Kim Jong Poo.
Tom: What on earth is that?!
Jamie: just lay a tarpaulin on your bed and let me work my magic.
by Kim Jong Poo Poo September 27, 2022
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Kim Jong-un

Ruler of North Korea that cried because birth rates in the country was falling.
Oh please, if Kim Jong-un had fed his country well enough then this definition wouldn't have been written right now.
by Empress Kristi December 30, 2023
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Donkey Jong

Ape that lives in the Springbook rain forest of Queensladd. Likes the Coolangata brothel and surfing those nanas at the local beach.
Donkey Jong hates the LGBT community
by Alien Hayes February 6, 2021
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Kim Jong Un

Nuke Spammer
Dictator
Small pp
Fatass bitch
Thin lipped
Constantly squinting even though he wears glasses
Asshole
by Not-A-Real-Person January 4, 2025
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Kim Jong Un

Jerking off and ejaculating, acting like a missile that goes up and falls short. Then taking the tip of your dick and inserting it into a shitty anus, getting shit on the tip to make it look like his haircut ; then people clapping afterwards
My girl likes when I give her a Kim Jong Un
by Joseph P. Mama March 6, 2024
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