Donkey Jong

Ape that lives in the Springbook rain forest of Queensladd. Likes the Coolangata brothel and surfing those nanas at the local beach.

Donkey Jong hates the LGBT community

by Alien Hayes February 6, 2021

Jong

A thong made out of denim

Shit is Liam wearing a jong while cleaning his bathroom

by Monkaieater69 October 26, 2022

Kim Jong Poo

The act of ultimate fornication. Requires 3 people for maximum efficiency. Person 1 makes a paper aeroplane, person 2, having consumed numerous laxative tablets, then shits (excessively) on top of it, before throwing it on person 3’s chest, creating a nuclear shit explosion. The Kim Jong Poo.

Tom: I think Beth is getting bored of me.
Jamie: I think I could help you out with that, let me help you give her a Kim Jong Poo.
Tom: What on earth is that?!
Jamie: just lay a tarpaulin on your bed and let me work my magic.

by Kim Jong Poo Poo September 27, 2022

Kim Jong Un

greasy haired fat man with a large assortment of nuclear weapons

kim jong un is dummy thicc

by NotATakenUsername May 17, 2022

Kim Jong Un

A giant fucking fatass who dictates North Korea and makes life hell for basically EVERYBODY who lives there. Oh, and he has labor camps too. Jesus christ. Thank god I wasn't born there.

Person 1: You know Kim Jong Un?
Person 2: The Fatass?

by ᛗᚤᛋᛏᛖᚱᛁᛟᚢᛋ ᚾᛁᚷᚺᛏ May 20, 2022

Luuk De Jong

the header merchant of FC Barcelona

Luuk De Jong scored another header

by Pexishit FC April 11, 2022

The Kim Jong Un

The act of disappearing for a couple of weeks or even months to eventually show up rather unexpected.

Justin: Wow! That’s a long time ago. You lost some weight.

Leo: Yeah I was kinda fed up with everything so I had to do The Kim Jong Un for a while.
Justin: Alright man, good to have you back.

by Uhhhhhhidk1888 March 8, 2022