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Jonascest

Jonascest is a genre of fanfiction featuring the Jonas Brothers in which some facet of the brothers Kevin, Joe and Nick, are involved in an incestuous relationship. (For those of you who don't know, this means they're kissing each other, in love with each other, sodomizing each other, etc.)

There is no clear date for the start of Jonascest writing, however, the genre was made popular by the fanfiction author Havah Kinny (who is referred to by some as The Queen of Jonascest) on fanfiction.net around the Winter of 2008. The genre spread like wildfire and now there are forums and boards dedicated to those who write and read fauxincestuous stories of the Disney brothers.

Other fanfiction authors, such as IAmDelilah have risen to high ground in the Jonascest world by broadening the already scandalous genre to include stories of male impregnation - perhaps a new genre should be started - Jonasemination?

Jonascest pairings:
Joick - Joe and Nick
Kevick - Kevin and Nick
Jovin - Joe and Kevin
Jovenick - Joe, Kevin and Nick (THREESOME! OMJ!)
JONASCEST EXAMPLE ONE: {Excerpt from Heartbreak and Tarot Cards by Havah Kinny}

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD KEVIN!” Joe said shouting. “I REALLY, REALLY FANCY YOU!” he looked at Kevin, who was still sitting on the ground where he had fallen.

“So what, you’re British now?” Kevin asked.

“Kevin, did you hear what I said?” Joe asked, looking at him intensely. “I’m dead serious.”

“I know…” Kevin sighed. “I just, I don’t really know how to respond to something like that…”

JONASCEST EXAMPLE TWO: {Excerpt from Love is a Four Letter Lie by IAmDelilah - Kevin's POV}

"I love you," I whisper, leaning in to kiss him again. When I pull away I rest my forehead against his and add, "It's not just because you bought me the ring. Don't think that, ever." I sigh heavily, left hand to my chest. We're walking out through of the double doors of the restaurant, on the way to my car.

"What?" Joe asks softly, as if he's afraid to get an answer.

"My heart just won't stop,” I say once we're in the car. I'm not complaining, though. I think Joe knows that.

“Mine either,” Joe says.
by BaritoneAria September 8, 2009
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Joe Jonas

An extremely ugly, cocksucking faggot who's a member of an ultra-shitty band called the Faggot Brothers.
He is also extremely jealous of Taylor Swift and constantly crossdresses and wears makeup, to look like her.
1. My brother is a total Joe Jonas. He's always wearing my clothes!
2. There goes Joe Jonas, the ugly motherfucker.
3. I looked at a picture of Joe Jonas for 2 seconds and went blind.
by KOIWASENSOU July 10, 2009
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The Jonas Brothers

A group of homosexuals who banded together after they were thrown out of the Republican National Convention in 2004. They decided that it was time for them to spread their gay message with gay songs and gay lyrics. They are fond of performing homoerotic acts on stage, such as penis-fencing and singing remixed ABBA songs with their whiny voices.

It is a generally accepted truth that Disney CEO Robert Iger decided to support the group after the jonas brother with the caterpillar eyebrows slept with him and performed sex acts that aren't even found in the Kama Sutra or Maxim's 365 Days of Sex Mini Calendar.

Like Hannah Montana, they are Disney RoboCo. androids that have replaced their genitals with I Love Mickey tracking-devices/antennas.
fan girl: liek omg i like totally love the jonas brothers. especially like the one with the fugly like caterpillar eyebrows! They make me think of butterflies!

Sensible gentleman: Fuckwad. They're already butterflies.

Fan girl: I hope they'll have secks with me!

sensible gentleman: HI! Skullfucker, they're gay! Besides, they don't have penises: they have DisneyTracker2000s in their crotches.
by Sensible Gentleman March 3, 2009
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Jonas

Is not a good match with a Riley
Riley stop trying to get together with Jonas
by Rileyguesswhothisis June 7, 2020
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Jonas Brothers

An incredibly shit band who try to fit in to the 'rock' genre, alas, to no success. They attract taste-deprived female teenagers who deserve to be shot. End of.
Taste-deprived female teenager: 'OnGG i LoVe ThE jOnAs bBrOtHeRS!!11!11111'

Me: Jonas Brothers suck hairy monkey balls. You can go hang yourself now.
by Slush Kamuri-Krip January 16, 2009
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Jonas Brothers

a bunch of curly haired fugly shits that tweens drool over.
Tween: OMG ITS THE JONAS BROTHERS! *Drool*
Me: Get a grip. They're just some girly looking fugly shitheads that are in need of some makeup remover and talent.
by imonaboat93 June 14, 2009
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Jonas Brothers

Some silly pop (NOT ROCK) band that mostly little girls listen to. Their songs are extremely generic and annoying. 95% percent of their fans talk like dumbasses. If you think they are the best band in the world, you are strongly misguided.

A lot of fans will say you're jealous if you make a negative comment about them. This happens frequently on Yahoo! Answers.
Once a "friend" of mine said The Jonas Brothers are better then Pink Floyd. Bitch.
by Run Rabbit Run! September 30, 2008
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