Girl 1: How did your date go last night?
Girl 2: It was great till we got back to his place. I wanted to hook up and I pulled off his pants to see that he had a japenis...I was totally disappointed and I left.
Girl 2: It was great till we got back to his place. I wanted to hook up and I pulled off his pants to see that he had a japenis...I was totally disappointed and I left.
by Smart Money May 11, 2006
Get the japenis mug.A combo of the words "Japan" and "laser". A Japser is a weapon used in 2250. Japsers were created by the Japanese after Earth was taken over by the Irkens (ref- Invader Zim). First sed in GalaxyDancer's fanfic "Down Came The Rain" (www.fanart-central.net/stories.php?sid=11875)
"But it doesn't matter now, because I'm never going back. Ever. I will kill myself with a Japser first."
~Zim
~Zim
by GalaxyDancer April 16, 2005
Get the Japser mug.Is a cute Punjabi girl which is
Sweet but is smart she usually is quite but if u start to know her well she will be a savage and is really thirsty for some dick
Sweet but is smart she usually is quite but if u start to know her well she will be a savage and is really thirsty for some dick
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Get the Japneet mug.A South African. Originated in the early 1990's when the Springbok rugby team emerged from the sporting sanctions. Jappie Mulder was a strong midfield player for the Springboks. Generally a derogatory way a New Zealander will refer to a South African
How did the English go against the Jappies at Twickenham on Saturday? Oh they got destroyed as usual.
by Jonathan Horrax June 29, 2011
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