lizard jab

Lizard Jab (verb) To quickly and forcefully tongue punch a willing anus

Sean delivered an efficent lizard jab, quickly ending the argument and the evening at the movies.

by Toobie doobie November 2, 2023

Jug Jab

HRT estrogen injection for MTF

Titty skittles are bad for you so I'm doing the jug jab

by Jordynnnnnnnnn August 18, 2023

double jabbed

Vaccinated against COVID-19 with one of the vaccines that requires two separate shots administered six weeks apart.

Vaccines developed and manufactured by the pharmaceutical companies Pfizer-BioNTech and Moderna are 2-round shots. The single shot vaccine made by Johnson & Johnson is reported to have a lower rate of effectiveness in preventing severe COVID-19 infections.

Dating app match: “You vaxed?”
Soulmate Seeker: “Just got my J&J shot!”
DAM: “Pass. I only date the double jabbed.”
SS: “Haters gonna hate. Byeeeee.”

by SassMouth May 14, 2023

I can't fine my jab

Do you know why? I do. And I could tell you what to do (in specificity) to fix the problem. Money back guaranteed. It's actually a good story.

"I can't fine my jab"

Hym "Ooo I want to tell him so bad! But I don't want to give it away. But I KNOW exactly what's going to happen. He's going to pay his coach. Instead of me. And I'm not going to get any credit. And that would be lame. But I'll do it. I can't do it here because I'll give it away. And I'm correct. It's good."

by Hym Iam September 14, 2023

Jab

Jab is a word used to refer to a crackhead or bum

*some eats something of the floor*

Me: your a “jab” that’s nasty 🤢 !

by Big Kay from da 13 February 1, 2020

JAB

JAB
Ripper of bongs
Roller of joints
Will usually be found alongside Captain Kuvle

8 ounces of weed?! Since when did you become a JAB

by Rob3001 May 12, 2020

Did a jab

The human equivalent of using a condom then proceeding to reverse said condom and use it again

Did a jables the other night on the missus

by Buttwig May 28, 2020