iPhone 6

A really flexible, a bit too flexible, product made by idiots that just want to make an iPhone 5 look thinner.

My tenth iPhone 6 just bended the other day.

by LordBobiscuis October 10, 2014

iPhoned

1) An adjective describing the status of a dropped call victim who was just disconnected from an iPhone user while that user's iPhone displayed full bars and was in a known area of good reception, yet still inexplicably dropped the call. 2) An adjective describing the status of a dropped call victim whose connection is lost under circumstances where 99% of all other phones would have maintained a connection.

During a lengthy conversation Johnny's iPhone suddenly dropped his call to LeeAnne, Johnny called her back stating "Sorry, you got iPhoned."

by TreesThere May 28, 2009

iPhone envy

State of having any other phone than the iPhone.

'Sorry for not contacting you earlier but I am experiencing iPhone envy and every minute spent with my Nokia feels like being trapped in a loveless marriage.'

by minase8888 September 19, 2011

iPhone

The iPhone was once the best thing since sliced bread. Now it's a joke. Everyone and their grandma believes the iPhone is the most incredible phone in the world. Stuck-up bitches look at their boyfriend's iPhone and love it and brag about their boyfriend's iPhone and then the next second complain about the phone bill and everything. They do not have common sense to understand what the phone was really made for and WHO it was made for...intelligent people. But it doesn't matter now, because the iPhone sucks now.

Want a good phone? Consider a Windows Phone for a simple yet always evolving phone that is easy to use and has Xbox Live built-in and Zune. Consider a low-end Android device if you just want an okay phone. Consider a high-end Android device if you want some good shit!

Don't get an iPhone because the fanboys will attack you...

"Is that an iPhone?"
"Yeh..."
"How many gigabyte does it have?"
"32 gigabytes..."
"OMG, that is like soo big..."
"That's what she said..."
"Ugh...wat-ever..."
"Yeah I thought so..."

This is an example of fanboys surrounding you and your iPhone, ater prolonged exposure to fanboys Your mind begins to deteriorate and you start acting like the above to women because you can't stand them annoying you asking the same damn questions!

by Sionic Ion March 17, 2011

iPhone Chotch

a person (often a bro (see "bro") who is pathetically in love with their iPhone, and uses it in every possible case.

Javier: does anyone have a lighter?
Curtis: yeah bro you can use my Zippo App lol on my iPhone lol
Javier: quit being an iPhone Chotch

by RodgerJohnson March 29, 2009

iPhoneism

1.) complete addiction to the iPhone.
2.) teaching one to use the iPhone properly.

ex 1. Jack gave up his crack habbit, for the new iPhone!
ex2. Johns iPhoneism helped Pete figure out his new phone.

by unknownknown50 August 11, 2009

iPhoneGoggles

The resolution on most smartphones is poor enough that it can simulate beer goggles. Hence, it is possible to think someone is hot based on the picture on your phone, but in real life you wouldn't fuck them with a borrowed dick.

*checks email on phone* Wow, this chick is smokin hot.

*Checks email on PC* Holy Shit?! My goddamned iPhoneGoggles did it again- she's butt ugly!

by Gowaduv January 7, 2010