Instant rice

Damnit you lazy Asian make some real rice you retard.
Or, An Asian that ejaculates too early.

How dare you make instant rice for me you shall be shamed you jackass. Dick face instant rice loser I wasn't ready.

by The mightiest orange chicken. June 22, 2020

instant doctor

When u fall and claim u broke one of your bones when its just a miner injury

Patrick fell and twisted his ankle but his busy yelling that he broke his leg #instant doctor

by Meq_Frost October 10, 2020

instant doctor

When you fall and claim u broke one of your bones when its just a miner injury

Instant doctor : Patrick fell and twisted his ankle but his busy yelling that he broke

by Meq_Frost October 10, 2020

instant mashed potatoes

A vile, ungodly creation with no equal. The ultimate torture weapon of suburban mother's who don't like to peel potatoes or work late. A plague upon suburbia that leaves only hungry children and carnage in it's wake. A "food" dish from hell itself which can both lacerate the inside of your mouth with water-resistant flakes and also dribble out your mouth as you choke on it and beg for the gentle release of death. Generally, they're pretty terrible. Can be used to great effect in soups if you're allergic to flour though.

"Sweetie, I made instant mashed potatoes to go with dinner."
"Fuck you. I'm going out for Thai food. Eat that crap yourself."

by AC1919 December 30, 2016

Instant replay decapitation

You watch a decapitation just once and you might get sad or feel something else (fearful, angry), but you watch it 5 or 6 times and you see the humor in it, which is why instant replay makes sense for something like that.

The instant replay decapitation was a crowd pleaser.

by The Original Agahnim October 3, 2021

instant diarrhea

A nickname for laxative products, especially Ex-Lax or citrate of magnesia.

Somebody made these chocolate chip cookies with Ex-Lax. The result, after eating some, is instant diarrhea.

by GenuineNerd2 July 6, 2021

Instant Ninja

Untapped involuntary asskickery potential which can only be accessed after walking through a spider web. Usually accompanied by a girly scream and kung fu hands.

Highly amusing to watch from a distance.

P1: "Maaaan, what was that shit ?"

P2: "Ergh. Spider web."

P1: "Oh. Hahahaha... Instant Ninja"

by Iron_tech September 23, 2012