instant pot

A dangerous dark torture sauna for foodstuffs.
Today I used my Instant Pot to torture some meat. It eventually fell apart from the stress and I ate it, laughing maniacally.
by marshanizgut April 28, 2022
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Instant Mash

Smash. Have sex with.

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Tonight can end in two ways; instant clash or instant mash.
by Thomas Harold Watson December 20, 2015
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instant mayan

when you press down real hard on your testicle and instantly flip it right in to a woman's vagina
Hey Chris you know that chick at the bar last night? I gave her an instant mayan.
by sudoadrian November 01, 2011
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Instant Relax

Jacob: Aye ma man, do you have Instant Relax?
by FlyingKP February 06, 2023
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instant motion films

instant motion films has a problem.
by john doe (aka Jackson) January 09, 2021
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instant migrator

Someone who often Instant Migrates.

These people seem to think saying something as simple as 'bye' or 'cya' before they leave your IM conversation is too difficult, so they go without saying goodbye.
Person #1: Morning, instant migrator
Person #2: What?
Person #1: You instant migrated from our convo last night
Person #2: So?
Person #1: You do it all the time.
Person #2: I CBA to say goodbye. (Person #1 walks away annoyed) Wait where are you going? Your just gonna leave without saying anything? I would never do that to you.
by urban--english-dictionary October 30, 2007
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HP Instant Ink

A printing service that Electronic Arts possibly made for Hewlett Packard, charging users based on how many pages they print. If you cancel, your printer cartridges die remotely.
I am not buying a new Hewlett Packard-branded printer because of HP Instant Ink. Epson is way better.
by The Real Driller January 21, 2025
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