Your mum's yeast infection

Extension to the ubiquitous 'your mum' reposte.

Far more effective than it's primitive cousin, with no superior. The added dimension means that any further insult will sound unwitty.

"You fucking stink"
"Your mum fucking stinks"
"Your mum's yeast infection fucking stinks"

"I fucked your mum last night"
"I fucked your mum's yeast infection last night"

by Ollie December 29, 2005

penal injection

The act of blowing air through the pee hole in a mans penis for sexual pleasure

I know this idiot whos only way of sexual pleasure is penal injection

by Robbie J June 10, 2003

l'injection chaud de boeuf

directly translated from French: 'Hot Injection of beef'
Probably intended to be a translation of the expression 'hot beef injection', which refers to the insertion of a penis into one of the bodily orifices.

Avez-vous vu l'injection chaud de boeuf? Cette injection était chaude en eustie les gars. Voullez-vous un peu de beuf pour vos troubles? Directement dans le pêteux? Vous êtes dégeux.

by glenner7979 August 2, 2006

infectious smile

A euphemism for "herpes" in personal ads.

see also, contagious smile

I have herpes, so I only look for personal ads that say "infectious smile".

by FredDill August 19, 2010

infection

i cant believe no one defined this yet. the world is growing more and more retarded every day.......well, if you have to look this up, you are either a seven year old looking up innapropriate words with out your parents knowing or you are a douche.

the infection spread throughout the human race until there were no humans left to face the zombie takeover.

by starywind April 19, 2010

builder's inspection

Unprofessional behaviour by domestic builders whereby during their lunch break they ALWAYS inspect the contents of the underwear drawer of an absent home owner especially if she is a real honey. Passing the items round they mentally picture her wearing them....I'm told...by numerous building acquaintances.

"Arrrrrrrrgh !!! You make sure you lock those fucking monkies out when you leave tomorrow"

"Why ????? They're doing great with the conservatory"

"BECAUSE David, they've held a fucking Builder's Inspection - that's why....I can tell"

by Brucester September 18, 2006

Texas Eye Injection

the act of putting a penis on the womens eye and rubbing it around until the man ejaculates. after that the man then farts in the womens cum eye to create a blurry excruciating sensation on the womens eye

The Texas Eye Injection is more fun than it sounds. Its even better than watching a unicorn and a t-rex giving each other head.

by cum aid123 April 12, 2011