hobosexual

Someone who is a very bad sex partner. Sucking, and not in a good way.

Man: Your honor, I want a divorce, my wife is a hobosexual.

Judge: What are you talking about?

Man: She's a bum lay.

by OldJester December 22, 2008

hooded knight

A group of script kiddies self-proclaimed as one of the 10 best hacker groups in the world, but has no proof of existance...

01:04 <Areuthreatingme> so your a knight
01:04 <Dusk_Knight> of course
01:05 <Areuthreatingme> well i'm a Hooded-Knight
01:05 <Dusk_Knight> a hooded knight?
01:06 <Areuthreatingme> As in HK
01:06 <Dusk_Knight> oh?
01:07 <Areuthreatingme> Hooded-Knights one of the top 10 hacking groups alive
01:07 <Dusk_Knight> and that means what to me?
01:08 <Areuthreatingme> lol
01:08 <Areuthreatingme> ur not very bright

by Dusk_Knight May 17, 2006

Hoboken Squat Cobbler

From AMC's Better Call Saul, a Hoboken Squat Cobbler involves a naked man sitting down on a pie and wiggling around. Crying may or may not be involved. It’s a fetish. Synonyms include the Full Moon Pie, the Boston Cream Splat, Simple Simon the Ass Man.

No, he wasn’t hiding drugs. He was hiding a video of him doing the Hoboken Squat Cobbler.

by OliveHoliday August 29, 2016

Hobosexual

A homeless man who is so desperate for love and attention he turns to another homeless man for the lovin that he craves from a woman

I saw two hobosexuals fighting over a hamburger and then promptly make out afterwards

by Kosh Jeller August 4, 2017

hooder

just a greasy broad who is a huge slut

guy 1: "man that JB is such a hooder"

guy 2: "dude i know! such a hooder"

by doug butabi90 June 25, 2009

hobosexual

Pronunciation: \ˈhō-(ˌ)bō-ˈsek-sh(ə-)wəl, -ˈsek-shəl\

Function: adjective

1 : of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward those who have no home or permanent place of residence

2 : of, relating to, or involving sexual intercourse with those who have no home or permanent place of residence

Did you hear the news about Britney Spears? She's given up on successful men and is now a hobosexual.

by Scottsdale81 January 20, 2009

Hobosexual

When one is sexually attracted to homeless men and/or women. A word made up entirely by a sixteen year old girl named Molly, who is, herself, a hobosexual.

You: Heeeey, man, I seen a hobo lyin' on the streets yesterday, gettin' banged by some nasty lookin' chick.
Me: Yeah, that was me.
You: Ew, why'd you fuck a hobo?
Me: Duh, I'm hobosexual.

by Maiqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm February 25, 2008