Hearding

The act of shoving a square whiskey bottle inside your partners vagina while they are bent over backwards with your hand on their throat.

Amber enjoyed the pressure on her pelvic bone as he was hearding her over the bar.

by Diablogrimme May 20, 2022

left on heard

when you say something to someone and they dont acknowledge or reply to you

tilly: hey thats a cool jacket steve
steve: hey jo
tilly: oh i just got left on heard

by joemama18 June 14, 2018

heard

another way of sayin seen

"yo blud.. manz went on major missionz 2dayy"
"ohhh hearddd.. u manz didnt call me!!"

by B3nninG August 21, 2007

Amber Heard

A scam-artist who’s biggest achievement was being Johnny Depp’s exwife & can’t act to save her life. She abused Johnny Depp & 5 other female victims & pursued to defame & taunt him subsequently for 3 years until he sued her.
She’ll hopefully end up in jail for the combined crimes she committed.

Stop glamourising female abusers like Amber Heard. That’s all I have to say.

by The Roaring Rapids August 2, 2019

Last Thing I Heard On The Radio

The common excuse for blurting out a song at random moments, usually during a car ride in the morning to work, or just early in the morning. People are usually shocked and confused by the outburst, and, most of the time, ask "what was that?"

Wayne: Hey Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey!

Casandra: What was that?

Wayne: Sorry, It was the last thing I heard on the radio this morning...

by Kyle C. Eakin October 9, 2008

The Bond Heard Round Big Sur

A legendary act that went down in history in the summer of 2013 at a house in Big Sur. A single 6'-9" ginger applied 1/2 cup of Gold Bond to his genitalia & face area in one fell swoop. The tingling brought him to both knees & has been ingrained in the history of the California Central Coast for all eternity.

The Bond Heard Round Big Sur - the legendary feat completed by one insanely tall ginger in the summer of 2013

Example: Wow nice form on that gold bond application! It may have been a solid application but have you brews heard of the "Bond Heard Round Big Sur"? Take a seat.

by Campbellonious November 30, 2018

heardable

The act of saying something while intoxicated and accientally saying it too loud.

"That girl is a junkie" .."wait a minute did i say that loud?"...."yeah that was defintely heardable"

by conster34 March 16, 2010