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Dirty Heinrich

The Dirty Heinrich means to tie a spoon to your dick with the shovel towards your asshole. If you have erectile malfunction you take a shit onto the spoon and the weight pushes your dick up for a long lasting, nice smelling fuck.

Of course its a german invention
"hey man yesterday i couldn't get an erection while my wife wanted it so bad"

"aw man next time just do the dirty Heinrich!"
by Grinzold56 January 31, 2020
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Kaden Heinricy

A super hot guy that good at basketball and is nickname the “sophomore sensation” but can’t seem to get his face out of the Bible.
Kaden Heinricy” is so hot
by 168556383 February 4, 2022
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Your Royal Heinous

What you're really saying in your seemingly-respectful greeting of a political-figurehead leader whom you actually view as being a horridly mean/cruel/selfish person.
In the popular musical comedy "Fiddler on the Roof", it appears that the oppressed citizens of Anatevka secretly view their heavy-handed government leader as "Your Royal Heinous" --- in an opening scene, the rabbi is asked: “Is there a proper blessing for the tsar?” The rabbi responds: “A blessing for the tsar?” He ponders awhile, then pronounces: “Of course... 'May God bless and keep the tsar... far away from us'!”
by QuacksO January 15, 2020
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I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole

When you shove a tin of heinz beans up your ass for fun
Hey man, I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole yesterday!
No way man thats crazy!
by Ikickcats September 27, 2022
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heinus

1. A butt
2. The skin on the inside of your butt cheeks
That girl is freaking hot, i want to have her heinus!
by Belly Full June 2, 2007
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Goddamn mother fucking cocksucking heinous bitch

the eptiome of curse words, used in a stream of frustration
"Goddamn mother fucking cocksucking heinous bitch! i just lost my wallet!"
by hehe July 3, 2003
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Heiness

A title given to, or used in addressing, a person of royal rank who is utterly odious}, wicked, or evil.
Typically used by salty, illiterate plebes to refer to their intellectual superiors when their grammar or spelling is corrected.

Derived from highness and heinous.
"You can couch surf at my place, unless you're planning on staying in swishy hotel for princesses."

"Ahh, was there ever a question?"
"Of course not, my royal heiness".

"Highness? Heinous? "
"Heiness...fucking, spelling nazi. Enjoy your hotel. 😡 "
by spacebanana July 27, 2019
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