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Hating is the end result of being a hater. Hating is wide spread, very popular and a highly enjoyable past time for many. Contrary to popular belief, Hating is not due to jealousy bur rather the good feeling of putting someone down while simultaneously increasing your own ego. Many victims are hated on because of their success, but many more are hated due to their lack of it. Most hating is a result of the victims bragging and/or 'My turds don't stink' attitude.

There are many forms of hating, some common examples are: first person hating (face to face), Hating in the second degree (privately hating an individual), Group hating (hating on a particular group aka race, religion, sexual orientation etc.)
First person hating -

"Nice drop top labaron, fag"

Hating in the second degree -

Hater 1 - "Hey, whats up hooknose Hebe, did you hear that pedophile looking dude flapping his gums last night?"

Hater 2- "Sure did, ya pizza chomping wop Gino, whats with that guy anyway? Just because you wave your arms around and talk real slow doesn't mean your a genius!"

Hater 1- "No doubt, who the hell wears a flat top leather hat anyway. What a homo."
Hating by GR8-2-H8 September 14, 2009

having a toss 

having a toss means having a or masturbating
i was having a toss the other night
having a toss by jaza69 December 17, 2008

Hating life 

A phrase used in response to someone's misfortune. It could be used to offer sympathy, but more often than not it's an exclamation of malicious joy.
The phrase has dropped its possessive prefix – originally "He/She/It must be hating life!" – in order to be simplified to its current state.
Gabrielle: Woah, check this out! Paris Hilton's Chihuahua just shat all over her!

Ian: Hating life!
Hating life by Mettie May 13, 2008

Having the Poynter's in 

A corruption of 'Having the painter's in', which means when a girl is on her period, this is instead when a girl is related to you.

It is thought the usage began as the Poynters are a well-known clan of interbreeding and general twelve-toery in Overton, Hampshire.
'Did you give her ten of the queen's finest last night?'
No, it turns out she was 'Having the poynter's in'

'Dude, your girlfriend's having the Poynter's in -thats gross you should split up or move to Andover'

'Oh, and by the way, that girl you got off with last night was Having the Poynter's in'
'Fuck! I've been Berted

Yeah we're over. The Poynter's were in.

Having a Dan

Having a Dan refers to a person male or female, who chooses to masturbate EXTREMELY regularly!! You don't care where you are and who your with, you'll march off find some quiet corner and have special time.
Walking through the local park "Man i really fancy a Dan"

Having tea with the family "right i have finished, off for a Dan"

"where's Rich?" .."oh hes having a Dan"
Having a Dan by tallfatguy February 8, 2010

Are you having your period?

A term you say to your friends, mainly male friends if you have any moral code. You only say it to them when they are angry or very mad. I wouldn't recomend saying it to them if they are angry at you and are on the verge of stabbing you with something.

self-hating Jew 

a derogatory term used against people who speak-out against the actions or policies of the government of Israel, Zionists or other Jewish controlled organizations.
This Jewish person doesn't support the actions of Israel, they must be a self-hating Jew.
self-hating Jew by juman December 29, 2008