hamsterous

of, or pertaining to, a hamster.
something that resembles a hamster.

Kate Moss is extremely hamsterous, I want to send her a giant exercise wheel or something.

by Emily6363 April 28, 2006

true hipster

Don't give a shit about anything and will do what they want. They are not insecure and don't care if something is childish, lame, weak, etc... they will do it. THEY DO WHAT THEY WANT! True hipsters are the trend setters of hipster culture and often followed by the wanna be hipsters(individuals who think its cool to be a hipster and cares too much if they're hipster enough)

friend: That beer is nasty, I wouldn't even bother touching it.
true hipster: Hmmmm, I like it! It taste good, give me some more PBR!
friend: Pabst Blue Ribbon taste like aluminum can man...
true hipster: it didn't get Blue Ribbon awards for no reason ;)

by mr.ying March 7, 2012

Hamstering

When a person or company tries to get out of a situation, by finding a loophole to get through, or coming up with some kind of bullshit excuse.
Much like a hamster tries anything to escape its cage.

Damn insurance company is hamstering out of paying me.

by somegirlyoudontknow February 29, 2008

hipsteria

Excessive or uncontrollable fear of humans who wear overpriced Von Dutch clothing, mesh backed trucker hats,have matted down hair product induced "bed heads" and wear threadbare vintage rock shirts of bands they don't really enjoy listening to.

Erin had to flee the record shop quickly when the guy in line wearing a Blondie shirt and mesh Von Dutch hat started talking about how "deck" his new portable record player sounded. Erin suffers from accute "Hipsteria."

by Mike Falcigno April 18, 2004

Your Mother Was a Hampster!

Most likely the world's most horrible burn or insult, and can only be countered with "Your Father Smelled of Elderberries!"

Hey Brady, "Your Mother Was a Hampster!"

by The Silent Assassin August 15, 2006

hamsterdam

(In HBO's The Wire) The area where all drug trafficking was pushed, by police, to clear up the rest of Baltimore's corners. It was an area filled with vacants.

Bubbles sold his whiteys in Hamsterdam until they shut the place down

by molson622 April 28, 2007

hamster

A species of rodent soon to inherit the earth after our demise

I saw a hamster plotting my death yesterday

by Zi October 3, 2004