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ironic handgrenade

When someone throws a handgrenade With high hopes for it to go somewhere but instead the grenade Returns to the one who threw it, either because the grenade hit something on the way or landed on something wich changed it's direction drasticly.

Might also be used if the enemy throws the SAME grenade back.
"See this gory mess on the wall ? That's what remains of the guy who threw a ironic handgrenade"
by DeadGoat May 26, 2016
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Konner-hånder

When you slow dance when a girl and you grab her buy the pussy on the floor
I just gave that girl a Konner-hånder
by Gustav tomzak June 12, 2019
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three hander

a firm, but really long shit, as if one could grasp it hand over hand measuring the length of three stacked fists
Oh boy, I just gave birth to a three hander today! All that fiber cereal I ate this week is really packing ‘em large. I damn near jammed the bowl when it broke in half on the flush!
by The Warden of Idioms September 14, 2019
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teenage handratchet

Your hand during masturbating
I'm gonna go fire up the teenage handratchet
by Decay Soulcrusher October 10, 2020
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Full-hander

Less offensive slang for a retard, such as one who pets cats with their full hand, usually aggressively.
"Zach stuck his finger in the garbage disposal, what a full-hander!"
by PlutoDubs December 4, 2020
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One hander

When a trucker is driving on the outside lane and sees a beautiful woman on the inside lane. She is a one hander because the trucker has one hand on his rig and his other hand on his other rig.
I was driving on I-20 and I saw a one hander.
by JimmyTulip June 25, 2021
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W'handerson

W’handerson is the name of a person full of life who aims at bringing joy to the people around him. It is an individual with artistic skills and who is in constant quest to better himself. W’handerson experienced losses but turned them around to positive outcomes. He is funny, intellectual, loyal, hard working and extremely handsome.
W'handerson brought the party to life again!
by Spirityourfriend November 23, 2021
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