HAMNATION

An alter ego that excels in theft, binge drinking, braking shit, shredding, freestyleing, hitting on hot chicks, casino gambling and all types of ill shit!

O man I drank too much whiskey last night and turned into a HAMNATION it was rad but I think my friends are getting evicted.

by gnartender October 18, 2011

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cracker tom hammock

The place to be. Located on a haunted island off the coast of Georgia, U.S. Named after Tom Sawyer OD'd on peyote.

Where would you go to enjoy a warm afternoon filled with gnats, ticks, mosquitoes and chiggers?

CRACKER TOM HAMMOCK, YO!!!!

by Scariott October 26, 2010

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blob hammock

Sanitary napkin / pad.

"Aww damn! I'm bleeding out of my vagina again! Don't have blob hammock on ya by any chance, Carrie?"

by KTSHUZMEOW April 8, 2006

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shit hammock

Its when you build a hammock out of toilet paper in the middle of the toilet bowl to reduce or prevent your poop from plopping loudly into the water.

I had to poo real bad but there was someone else in the restroom so I had to make a shit hammock.

by dropthekids January 30, 2010

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A Hammogram is the sexiest Jon Hamm-related Valentine's Day gift on the planet earth. A friend and/or lover will send another friend/lover a Hamm-O-Gram, which is a mailed envelope. Inside this envelope is a handsome picture of Jon Hamm and a love note, both of which have been dipped in aftershave and glitter. Effects of a Hamm-O-Gram include extreme horniness and MAD MEN marathons.

Dwight sent me a HammOGram for Valentine's Day, even though he knows I'll know be thinking of Jon Hamm whenever we do it.

by Hamm Man February 15, 2012

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