grease ape

A black person with poor hygiene who looks shiny do to the amount of oil on his/her skin. Often crack heads and other people with mental issues can be called a "grease ape".

"Did you see that grease ape come up to me?"
"Yeah what did he want?"
"Oh same crap about needing $5 for gas to get home, like that idiot has a car when he only has one shoe on!"
crack head hood rat

by Blagojevich November 20, 2015

Grease Lighting

When a fat person tries to gas light you.

That fat person was grease lighting me into believing that McDonalds is healthier than normal burgers.

by Swag Man of Swagsylvania May 4, 2021

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

grease pellets

Something gross and disgusting

"I make grease pellets with my sweat"

by Darktris February 7, 2017

beaver grease

It is a culmination of breast sweat that drips down to the belly button and mixes with the button lint then slides down to the crevices between the thighs and vagina and pools in the asshole then is absorbed into the underwear.

The beaver grease is so thick you could spread it onto toast.

by yuba gold July 3, 2012

Greasing gio

To rizz up

“Yo you greasing gio?”
“You cooking ngl. You greasing gio?”
Look at slaughter he’s greasing gio”

by johnshlatt January 28, 2023

Plumber’s Grease

When your ass is all dirty and greasy and you desperately need a re-wipe.

I got bad plumber’s grease. I’m all itchy.

by Eaton Holgoode February 3, 2018