gonzagas

boobs, tits, honkers, hooters, fried eggs, holly mountians big perky breasts! either way GONZAGAS!!!!!!!

go to youtube.com search gonzagas part 1 from encinoman*
its so much easier if u see it

nice betty.....
uh..gonzagas
gonzagas.

nice Cones.

by mat-hewah! the great December 4, 2010

Godzilla Penis

A large Asian penis. Roughly the same as BBC is for large black cock.

Named after Godzilla due to it's Asian origin and mythical existence.

Girl 1: I've almost completed my sexual bucket list.

Girl 2: What's left to do?

Girl 1: Do a Godzilla penis and have sex with a 40 yr old virgin?

Girl 2: At least one is doable.

by partygrrrl May 7, 2013

Gonzague

A 56 year old man with a bunch of creepy childeren who love him. One who posseses the uncanny power of turning those whom he meets from straight to gay. Also called "master daddy" "senpai" or "daddy".

Wow Gonzague smoked 20 cigarettes today
I gave Gonzague a blow for a bonus point

by ThunderDucc April 21, 2018

The Godzilla

When your having sex with a korean, chinese or japanese girl and after you cum on her face, you get up and chase her around the room while she screams "GODZILLA, GODZILLA"

Pandizzle: "Oh, hey dude, how'd it go with that chick last night"?
Pundeep: "Yup dude it was totally awesome, i gave her the godzilla ;)"

by Pundeep December 29, 2010

america gonzalez

The most beautiful girl in the world whos funny, sweet, gorgeous, intelligent, and always there when you need her. So never, ever lose your America Gonzalez.
ALWAYS LOVE HER AND CHERISH HER!

(Guy #1) did you see America? No, America Gonzalez?

(Guy #2) dude, yeah i did! Shes fiiiinnneee!
(Americas friend) you guys dont have a chance in hell with her! Shes way too.sophisticated for you!

by mr.matt38413 April 15, 2015

Christopher Allen Gonzalez

A fighting Messiah whose capabilities and ultra-human strength exceed those of any being, human or non human in nature. Christopher Allen Gonzalez's true identity and age is unknown though he takes on the form of a teenage male with dark brown hair. He spends his time traversing planet earth, spending the majority of his time winning at everything. Outside of his supernatural physical abilities he also has the ability to control various elements with his mind. He can change the weather in his present environment and change migration patterns of animals by will. After voluntarily offering himself for medical research in 2001 it was discovered that he is capable of using 100% of his brain’s function and over 85% of his bodies muscle fibres. He is capable of re-generating after attaining wounds. He has fought against a number of menacing opponents such as Charizard, Alien, Predator, Neo from the Matrix, those capable of using the Buddhist Palm technique, Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris, all of whom have been mercilessly beaten.See More

Christopher Allen Gonzalez is simply amazing

by Mr.B1g November 26, 2010

speedy gonzales

I'll bet a hundred bucks that Speedy Gonzales will run circles around that gayass hedgehog simply by eating one habanero pepper. And besides, anyone who eats that shit will definitely run faster than sonic.

By the time Sonic the Hedgehog was halfway through the race, he saw Speedy Gonzales already sipping beer with the hot chicks at the finish line.

by Sega sucks my ass August 3, 2003