GlobeCocking

Spin a globe, and then mash your cock on it somewhere- then fuck a girl from that country.

<Smart-Traveler> You ever gone globecocking man? It's fucking great! You just spin a globe then mash your cock on it, then go fuck a girl from that country!!

by LarchOye October 15, 2009

imminent global apocalypse

Used as a comparison to righteously downplay the purported wrongness of a non-criminal act when it's presented as criminal. It trivializes unnecessary hatred toward a deed.

What imminent global apocalypse will happen if I fart in public? If I had 300 million dollars I'd pay someone $20 everytime I caught them farting in public.

Is there an imminent global apocalypse that will occur if I stay up during the night while you sleep, provided that I am quiet?

No matter how hard Marx tried, he couldn't stop the imminent global apocalypse that happened when people smoked marijuana in the privacy of their own homes.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter March 4, 2008

Globalists

A collective mind, of severely misinformed, and self righteous wankers, that piss uphill, and stand down wind.

"You can wear a pink mason's apron son, but then you'll be known as one of those, ....
Globalists

~ Your Mum

by anonymous February 3, 2021

Global Dance Festival

One of the largest annual dance festivals (raves) in the United States at Red Rocks Amphitheatre in Morrison, Colorado and drawing in people from all corners of the country.

Global is typically in late-July with some of the biggest names in electronica headlining, such as Tiesto, Paul Van Dyk, bt, Paul Oakenfold, and Armin Van Buren putting in performances.

Global Dance Festival 2007 was the climax of the summer. Tiesto played a flawless three hour set and showed off exactly why he is the number one DJ in the world.

by dance hall everyday January 1, 2009

Soapy Globes

Wet breasts lubricated and completely lathered with soapy bubbles.

Skippy was completely aroused by the sight of Janna's soapy globes as they pushed against the glass shower door.

by EWAS June 25, 2008

Born Global

If your like drvin' in new york with your caRRR.

- Word up. ur like born global?
- Sure is. im like driving in ma caRRR
- Yeahhh

by Swaggerbomb April 22, 2010

Global Defense Inititive

One of two fighting factions in the Command & Conquer series of games. Generally considered "the good guys," GDI takes it upon themselves to keep peace in the world while keeping the Brotherhood of Nod in its place.

General Shephard runs the Global Defense Initiative while Kane runs the Brotherhood of Nod.

by Joseph D. Collins May 3, 2005