glomp

To put ones mouth over the nose of someone and lick, suck or blow upon it.

She glomped her girlfriend, causing her to giggle madly.

by Isabella Moon June 11, 2006

Glomp

the sound the girl makes when she sucks your dick, kinda sounds like gargling and it sounds like a popping noise. the whole motion is called a glomp

Ricky: dat gurl be glompin me

by puppetinjection April 17, 2009

Glomp

a surprise hug from behind. when some one glomps you their giving you a surprise hug from behind c:

Boy: *Glomps (insert name here)*

by taytayluvr13 December 28, 2012

Glomdoring

To smash your keyboard excessively usually in the sense of spamming another person several copy pasted texts of words or phrases.

When sitting in a league of legends lobby and someone isnt starting the game and you smash your keyboard spamming STARTSTARTSTARTSTARTSTARTSTARTSTARTSTART That is Glomdoring.

by Mitchelle jones junior February 9, 2013

glommywad

any of the brah / bro genus , from the "meat head bro" to the "douchey college brah" ...but particularly in reference to the "V-neck Poncho wearing , greased man bun sporting , 3 note acoustic Jam band playing , parasite to any woman he knows , waste of life" variety of Super Douche

That Poor Girl had SO much potential... until she met that Parasite of a Glommywad!
I bet he's either sleeping on her couch right now... or playing hackysack with his loser drum circle buddies.

or

That Glommywad should have been flushed down the toilet like the rest of his family

by Glommy April 11, 2017

Glomper

A Jewish person with blue eyes and blonde hair

Yo I heard Jessica is a glomper.
Ye she's a Jew but with blue eyes and blonde hair.

by Big papa miku April 24, 2017

Glomo

Short for gluten homo, a term often used to bully people with Celiac disease.

Man 1: I can't eat that deep freeze pizza from the Jumbo, it has gluten in it.
Man 2: you are such a kanker glomo... learn to eat gluten

by El Bernardo April 24, 2018