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gilft

When auto-correct fucks up when you try and write gif
''I tried to write gif but it auto-corrected to gilft wtf''
by Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee April 1, 2017
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GILF

A Gen-X beautiful older woman who is a grandmother, is desired sexually & hit on frequently by younger men, and does not look her age. Usually she looks 10-15 years younger than her real age.

G.I.L.F. is stands for "Grandmother I'd Like to Fuck."
Did you see that gorgeous blond walk by w/ Mary? I need an introduction.

Yeah. She is stunning. I saw her shopping w/ Mary last week. Mary introduced that woman as her Mom.

Damn. Mary has two small boys and is 26. That makes the hot blond *gulp* a grandmother.

Hahaha....that makes the hot blond a GILF. You just had thoughts of sex w/ a grandmother.

Damn right, I did. That is one grandmother I'd like to fuck.
by MellyABQ April 23, 2017
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gilbert nudity

Incidental nudity. Nudity in situations not intended to be sexual. Such as a woman on a ladder changing a lightbulb, or doing her taxes. A favorite of Gilbert Gottfried, for whom it is named.
A woman vacuuming naked?!? That is some perfect Gilbert nudity!
by Lily White Lilith April 18, 2018
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Gilf

Damn is that your great grandma? She a gilf bro!😛
by sexygarden May 18, 2018
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Gilf

Grandpa I'd Like to F@#$
Francisco Muller is a gilf
by Muller69 May 26, 2018
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GILF

Yo dude your nan's a GILF
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Gilbert

A purple-veined mother trucker who does not like the word Gilbert. Commonly found with Bald Kevin, his partner in crime. Makes fun of dead family members and thinks it is hilarious. However, if you say Gilbert, prepare for an assault as this word makes the wild Gilbert hostile and will attack by stamping on your toes if angered. He is a very feral beast out in the wild with his well-known pack, THE BWR.
A Wild Gilbert Approaches. Gilbert Used "Stamp On Toes". This Was Not Effective. 0 Damage Inflicted.
by BobJerry01 June 17, 2018
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