Guppie muppie

When a male produces fecal matter into a females mouth and then proceeds to have oral sex with her with said fecal matter still in her mouth

I can’t wait to give you a guppie muppie

by Therealworderer April 2, 2022

Guppy

The best thing you will have ever had. But too bad because he’s my bestest friend, he’s my lover and he is my ride or die. Nobody else’s.

Yea yea, Guppy

by Gabby🫠 June 24, 2023

wounded guppy

having drunken intercourse whilst in the shower

Alex performed the wounded guppy at a party when a girl snuck into the shower

by ShadowShark October 11, 2011

puppy guppy

sum 1 who is special to you

he’s my puppy guppy

by olivia.lakree December 3, 2020

Dehydrated Guppy

Super swell, large muscular being. More commonly known for deadlifying over 200kg and being stronger then a pelican.

Bruh, you look like a dehydrated guppy

by Dehydrated guppy May 23, 2022

horny guppy

Something/someone dry humping an object due to being sexually deprived.

Bryan: Did you see Anjelica last night? She was going hard!

Noah: Yeah!! It was like she was horny guppy!

by BoahGee December 11, 2022

Scaff Gapping

When a group of scaffolders participate in outdoor sexual activity amongst themselves similar to dogging, involving lots of Arse to mouth action

Blake’s got a pretty mouth, let’s all go to the woods after we’ve run this lift in, have a few Stella’s and go scaff gapping …. Ok, but I’m on target tomorrow so no anal trains this time

by ArseWeasel February 26, 2023