Turd-gargler

1. Someone who is extremely annoying and proceeds to annoy by engaging in such activities as saying your name twenty-three times n a row to get your attention.

2. Someone who finds pleasure in gargling a turd.

1. What is you're problem! You have followed me for the past 2 minutes you turd-gargler!

2. Whoa, is Matthew a turd-gargler?

by not a turd-gargler April 21, 2009

Cock gargler

Someone who gargles dicks for a living

Mom I wanna go to college to be a cock gargler!!!!!

by XxDildo_lordxx December 1, 2014

Muffin Gargle

Licking the lint out of a fat man's belly button

Damn that guy is so sexy I wanna muffin gargle him and drink

by connolly_987 July 20, 2015

That's so gargoyles

When someone says something stupid and you have absolutely no remark that would fully explain your disappointment in them.

Tom: So did you ever text that hot girl from the club that gave you her number?

Dave: Yeah, she said she didnt remember me.

Tom: Ouch. That's so gargoyles.

by JamesCrowe4 May 2, 2010

gargle-baby

a child who was born as result of the following 5 steps:
1. woman gives blow job
2. instead of swallowing, spits seed into glass
3. using a turkey baster, sucks up seed
4. delivers seed into vagina
5. 9 months later - gargle baby appears

I make sure she finishes every time she gives me a blow job. I don't want another gargle-baby.

by NoMoreGargleBabies October 16, 2008

Gargoyle

A woman who is clingy in nature, who after the relationship has ended and at times during the relationship, become obsessive and borderline stalker.

Man 1: "Hey are you going to the bar tonight?"
Man 2: "No, my gargoyle is there."
Man 1: "Didn't you break up with her?"
Man 2: "Yes, she won't leave me alone hence why I called her a gargoyle"

by Big Papa Yuk June 6, 2011

gargoyles

The noise that your stomach produces when you have to take a shit/diarhea.

Man! I got some huge gargoyles right now.

by Mancino June 1, 2004