Pvt Fuzzy

A soldier in the U.S. Army with the rank E-1. So named because they wear no rank insignia on their ACU, resulting in just a fuzzy patch where the rank badge goes.

Beware a Pvt Fuzzy with a combat patch and a faded uniform.

by RoundenBrown September 17, 2022

fuzzy oreo

A fuzzy Oreo is eating a creampie out of unshaven black girl.

Koolaidra let me taste her damn good fuzzy Oreo last night.

by RagingLuigi July 27, 2019

Fuzzy Dennis

When an asshole boss has to be nice because employees keep quitting on them!

My old boss is now a Fuzzy Dennis because after I left he went through 8 apprentices in 10 months.

by CincinnatusDK February 22, 2023

fuzzy mary

when a man is about to give oral to a hot female but when he goes down he notices she hasnt vaccumed the carpet and thus results in the man getting a furball.

John: Dude how was last night with that girl?

Steve: it was good until she pulled a fuzzy mary on me.

i hate it when my girlfriend sneaks in a fuzzy mary.

by jewface69 September 8, 2009

Fuzzy Hannah

A little-known but somewhat disgusting carnival game somewhat like soggy biscuit wherein the participants partake of a semen cocktail.

Mark was so blitzed on cheap alcohol he didn't realize he was taking partaking of a Fuzzy Hannah.

by piston_broke June 19, 2013

fuzzy doorknob

The act of supergluing pubic hair to a door handle, covering it entirely.

The boys in 402 are gonna have a fun time getting back in their room; Michael gave them a fuzzy doorknob.

by TI-84 Graphing Calculator September 24, 2017

Fuzzy Ears

When someone intentionally ignores a situation or person. This person can act dumb and clueless when confronted.

"When I saw Ashley in the club last night, she tried to act all fuzzy eared when I asked her for the $40 she owed me!"
"When I pulled up on that bitch Shaniqua to ask her about her Twitter fingers, that how had fuzzy ears."

by That one CU May 28, 2018