Jim: You know your neighbor Mr. Ching?
Bob: Yeah why?
Jim: Because I found out he is a Fuckled Ching
Bob: ...
Bob: Yeah why?
Jim: Because I found out he is a Fuckled Ching
Bob: ...
by Bobby Crackers September 16, 2014
Get the Fuckled Chingmug. by Mrcaudle September 8, 2023
Get the Fuckledmug. verb- you're sitting in your car with your seatbelt on and when you move forward too quickly the seatbelt locks you in place so you can't move. Note: Release the seatbelt to become unfuckled.
I can't reach my keys on the car floor because I'm fuckled and can't move! I'm fuckled so I can't reach the ATM.
by bdubwya November 15, 2020
Get the fuckledmug. A lying piece of shit who never tells the truth about anything and is a complete traitor in everything.
by HullSimplibus January 8, 2019
Get the Fucklemug. by ungabungabitch April 11, 2022
Get the Fucklingmug. by julianaboi December 15, 2017
Get the Fucklesmug. Fuckle is your microscopic buddy after you sexy time with your girlfriend. The "Fuckle" prefers to be named Mike Hawk Jr., but you can substitute it with My Penis II. It has been told in legends that people who reject their Fuckle Buddy die a very gruesome death that includes being castrated and learning how to ride a bike.
Guy: Hey what's that on the bed?
Girl: I don't know but I can feel it licking my anus
Guy: It's my fuckle buddy!
Girl: I don't know but I can feel it licking my anus
Guy: It's my fuckle buddy!
by NotGeneric November 4, 2009
Get the Fucklemug.