eminence front

The title of a song by The Who. It describes the hedonistic lifestyle of the 80's. Hedonism is the philosophy that pleasure is the most important pursuit of mankind.

"this song is about what happens when you take too much white powder. It's called 'Eminence Front'."

-Pete Townshend

by boshsb October 9, 2007

front shelf disease

the inability to see something right in front of you

-where the hell is the peanut butter?
-right in front of you
-FUCK front shelf disease

by Geoff January 2, 2006

Front Butt Snack

Performing oral sex on a female.

Give a person a fish and they will eat for a day. Give a person a front butt snack and they will lap it up for the rest of their life.

by InYoWindows June 23, 2011

front door neighbor

The person who lives across the street from your house.

Alex: Who's that?
Luiza:That's my front door neighbor!

by ALBANIAN January 16, 2015

cunt front

look hard in front of your friends when in fact you are an insecure vulnerable wreck. just call everyone a cunt, whether you like them or not, to prove to the world that you don't care what people think (despite the fact that you actually measure your life around what other people think).

"that guy's so cool. i wish i could be him."
"but you just called him a cunt"
"yeah. that's just my cunt front. get over it you cunt."

by jhsb February 7, 2008

front-runner fan

Someone who never stays true to the same teams. They're always fans of the best teams.

Ryan: Man I love watching my teams dominate.

Jared: Who are your teams?

Ryan: The Tampa Bay Rays, Boston Celtics, & NY Giants.

Jared: WTF, last year your teams were the Yankees, LA Lakers, & NE Patriots.

Ryan: What can I say, I'm a front-runner fan. The Yankees aren't gonna make the playoffs, the Lakers lost last year in the Finals, & Tom Brady is out for the season.

Jared: This conversation's over.

by JSkov October 25, 2008

front butt

also called a pooch coochie

her poochcoochie made me vomit when i touched it

by Anonymous March 31, 2003