Freelicious

Food that is not that great but is acceptable because it is without cost.

The food at this happy hour is freelicious

by Jason Warshofsky January 17, 2008

Freelance Architect

"Freelance Architect" is a synonym, in some circles, for an escort who can carry themselves well in a variety of social situations.

They market themselves as companions for the upperclass and elites of society.

They are also known for primarily seeking out their johns via online dating, Skype and MSN chat.

I was so into that gal, but then I found out she was a freelance architect!

by bigbanger December 15, 2010

Freelance Bladder

Freelancer(s) who work from home cannot survive without knowing a bathroom is a few meters away.

This is because they are so used to waiting until the very last moment to use it & seldom have to queue.

As a result of this, even a 10 minute car journey will see them popping-in both before, after & probably also thinking about it somewhere in between.

Do not attempt to initiate stage fright, as it just makes it worse. A Freelancer will still have to go again within the hour.

They: Can you help me carry this suitcase to the car?
Freelancer: Sure thing! Gotta have a quick slash first
They: But you've only just been? You so have a Freelance Bladder!

by little-miss can't do wrong August 21, 2011

Freelance Aliens

Illegals that sit in front of Lowes and Home Depot looking for work, including and not limited to the illegals mowing your lawn and possibly helped build your house.

Josh: Whats up man what you gotta do today.
Dave: Oh man I've just gotta pick up some Freelance Aliens to build a deck for me"

by Amazing Racist323 February 20, 2009

freesmoker

Term for girls (or in few cases men) that use thier sexuality to smoke weed for the free with no intentions of putting out despite what they say or imply.

Cindy the freesmoker came over to the house and acted like a slut to smoke weed and then left to find more weed to smoke.

by Wordswurth May 12, 2011

freelancer's nap

a wank.
freelancers people with lots of time on their hand - and in charge of their own time management have a tendency to slip to a dark chamber and come back all flushed. They probably were not having a siesta/nap.

With a couple of minutes spare and the girl still on his mind, Harry decided to have a freelancer's nap at his desk.

also can be used as adj. ie he is a bit of a freelancer.

by carlitodesign June 12, 2011

Freesed

To perform surprisingly clutch, or well, in a desperate situation. Or, to restore hope to a situation thought lost.

Matt: "I can't believe I just aced that exam after only studying 20 minutes before class!"
Carl: "Yeah man, you completely Freesed."

Erin: "Oh shoot. Miley Cyrus just came on the radio!"
Lindsey: "I've got this." *CHANGES STATION*
Erin: "Thanks girl, you totally Freesed there."

by BenAffleck October 28, 2011