Floodin' It (To Flood)

1.) The state of being content. Chilled. Relaxed. Nothing or no one bothers you at the moment. You are at ease.

2.) To Relax yourself; to be at a state of normality.

Mallory: Just finished my mid-terms, I'm bout to be floodin' it.
Carl: Word yo.

Jake: I'm bout to flood yo, I don't have time for this.
Layla: Boy swerve!

Emani: I was about to flood, but then I remembered I had a test tomorrow.

Person: Look at him, he Floodin' It (To Flood), knocked out in the library.

by allthekingshorses January 25, 2013

ohio flood

Similar to Cleveland Steamer only with less consistency to the stool.

I had tacos for dinner last night so I gave your mom the Ohio Flood.

by I H8 Bottles December 16, 2004

the flood

A fourum that declared its independance from b.net and is now the arch enemy of 4chen and /b/. The general stupidity of the halo frums does not effect the flood, hence it caters to a smarter group of people who do not use random internet memes to talk on their threds.

"dude the flood is such a godly forum"

"the flood will destroy /b/ in the course of next year"

by echinodermata March 3, 2009

period flood pants

loose fitting pants of a comfortable nature with unusually short pant legs. usually made of cotton and any color but white. your girl may try to pawn them off as capri sweat pants. don't be fooled, they are usually worn when on rainy days or in anticipation of a hurricane...

"i don't want to come over tonight. I'm bloated and have really bad cramps. Besides it's pouring outside." hun...it's ok, i just want to spoon you..... so put on your period flood pants and come over.

by dixonurmom June 14, 2010

Fload

Suburban or urban male age 17-29 who frequents bars in the company of fellow floads in hopes of sexual gratification. Often identifiable by white baseball cap, clothing emblazoned with a designer's name, excessive hair product, and a misogynistic demeanor. Floads travel in herds of 3-20.

"Are you sure you want to go there? That bar always attracts a herd of floads trying to get laid."

by Cloaca November 11, 2006

Flond

To sexually stroke someone in a loving manor.

"I hope you flonded her"

by Mark and Anne February 25, 2008

flid

A childhood insult, similar in meaning to spaz. Presumably derived from the word thalidomide.

by Anonymous January 30, 2003