Schlong Flogging

To beat one about the head and face, or cunt with ones schlong (Penis)

That cunt of yours could use a good Schlong Flogging

by I am the walrus, koo kookachoo September 22, 2011

Flog

good

that show was so flog

by espynito July 15, 2021

Flog

A failure of a dog.

A dog that fails at everything it means to be a

dog.

Friend 1 :” what’s up with joes dog?”
Friend 2: “Oh his just a flog, you know complete failure of a dog.”

by Rita’s March 24, 2021

Flog

Flight log

Can you let the captain help me fill out this flog? Thank you

by Gongmin March 15, 2019

Flog TV

When you are going to go jack off. Either watching porn on tv or masturbating to internet porn. Flogging your dick (masturbating intensely)

Person 1: Yo I'll be back in a little bit, i'm gonna go watch some Flog TV.

Person 2: Come on dude, thats gross, just don't hurt yourself

by FlogTV May 24, 2012

Blog Flog

Blog Flog: To be severely reprimanded by Google Inc. or another corporate intranet entity for attempting to push the maximum limit in lambasting insolently anyone and finally causing an entity's policy violation concerning cyberbullying.

I was blog flogged by youtube.com in a feeble attempt at exerting control in cybersoace.

by Alias-Zero-Class July 26, 2025

Flogged

When you get stuck under a space ship.

"oh no im flogged!" said the man who had gotten stuck under a spaceship.

by MaddieSkye1715 April 17, 2021