fleabagging

The act of a homeless man teabagging another man or woman.

Homeless man sees another sleeping in the alley and realizes this man stole his spot, therefor he moves in for some fleabagging, drops his pants and then drops his balls in the other mans mouth.

by AlleyPorn May 15, 2014

fetameens

Methamphetamines. A cute mispronunciation from the Dysfunctional Family Circus.

"Mommy, Dolly and I are gonna see if the neighor kid's got any fetameens."

by caged gyrating bimbo February 1, 2005

Flea Flicker

A trip taken by one or more co-workers during the work week, which has no legitimate work or family purpose, and is achieved through misdirection to fool work colleagues into believing it is a legitimate family trip and to fool spouse/family into believing it is a legitimate business trip. When executed properly, this seldom used, high-risk tactic, can result in significant time away from both work and family but often results in awkward silences with or nonsensical explanations to co-workers and apologies to spouses and/or family members. The “flea flicker” is considered an extreme variant of the “stretch.”

Worker 1: Have you seen co-worker X, Y or Z this week?

Worker 2: No, I thought they were in New York for meetings.

Worker 1: There are no meetings in New York this week, they must be running the flea flicker again and I can’t wait to hear the explanations for their simultaneous disappearances.

by MDM_1234 December 31, 2012

fleagle

Any person that can sit around all day and do nothing at work except cruise the internet and write emails. Usually works for some government agency

Why is my inbox full again? Must be fleagle.

by buzzard nuts March 1, 2005

fleak

to be distroght over an experrience, in reference to "freaking" out

holy crap i totally fleaked out, when that dude showed his wanger

by grant sweeting September 17, 2005

Flea Bagger

Members of Occupy Wall Street sleeping and living in unsanitary conditions

Synonyms--Free Bagger, Fee Bagger (members of Occupy Wall Street that want everything for free); Pee Bagger (urinates outside usually on other members tents); Street Progressives.

Antonym- Tea Party

Oh wow man did you see that Flea Bagger take a dump on that police car?

by Yknotnow November 17, 2011

flatatahata

hatin on some broad with a small chest
"flat tit hater"

damn dude why you gotta be a flatatahata

by Anonymous May 21, 2003