Flatten and Reinstall

Your only option after your computer broadcasts your IP address.

scott@localhost:~$ netstat -r
Active Internet connections (w/o servers)
Proto Recv-Q Send-Q Local Address Foreign Address State
tcp 0 0 192.168.0.4:34432 203.59.172.8:socks ESTABLISHED
...
scott@localhost:~$ su
Password:
root@localhost:~# flatten
Flatten and Reinstall v1.0
Volume to Flatten: /dev/hda
Please select your only option (flatten/flatten_reinstall): flatten_reinstall

Previous flatten detected. Resuming from backup point...
Flattening /dev/hda... done!
Volume flattened, begin reinstall?: yes
Volume reinstalling... done!
Flatten and Reinstall again? It's the only way to be sure: no

by covox November 19, 2003

rascal flatts

the best country band ever.

not to mention the boys are hot too!

"Hey I love Rascal Flatts!"

"Yeah they are a pretty hot band!"

by BabyApe September 4, 2006

Fattering

When an outfit makes a person look extremely fat.

"Wow. That dress is so fattering on her."

by Pumpernickle Jonny April 29, 2010

Flatts syndrome

A person who convulses while listing to rascal flatts ie highway 66

Bob has flatts syndrome

by undertakeisrock February 19, 2009

Flarted

The past tense meaning when a young girl or woman flirts to a guy and farted.

That girl just flarted dude !

by Kayes21 April 15, 2015

Flattitude

That grateful feeling when your flatulence doesn't leave a surprise in your shorts.

While stuck in traffic, Dave gave a sigh of flattitude when the fart was only a fart.

by elKeitho May 26, 2016

FlattyKawa

A door that goes to Aoba Johsai. And also plays volleyball as a setter. :)

"Flattykawa! Are you ready for the game?"
"Yeah Iwa-Chan!"

by DUMBGAY-ANGEL DUST May 23, 2021