Colombian Coffee Filter 

When you eat bad Mexican food that makes you poop your pants and it drips out.

That Mexican food made me shit my pants and now it's leaking out like a colombian coffee filter...

Colombian Coffee Filter by Karl Wirth September 15, 2014

Coffee Filter

Used to keep coffee crystals from falling into the coffee pot as it is being brewed.

After one grinds up coffee beans, he may place them in a coffee filter and place it in the coffee machine then fill it with water and turn it on and wait for it to brew. Alternatively, he could pour the methamphetamine mixture and let the filter catch the crystals, scrape them out and sell them, then add the coffee to the filter and have the kickest ass fucking pot of coffee ever brewed.

Coffee Filter by Mr. F November 28, 2004

No filter 

Someone who looks like a Snapchat filter

Chloe is a no filter.

No filter by Ok theeeeen March 11, 2019

coffee filter

The african american teabag

Ron Artest coffee filtered that careless NBA fan really bad, nigger.

coffee filter by lemmy is god November 26, 2004

bozo filter 

A popular filter that Something Awful needs to install on their forums; it blocks bozos.

Ah, we can only hope...

bozo filter by Kenthar October 12, 2003

bozo filter 

Filter included in all televisions, computers, and other communication devices to keep clowns and other "entertaining" fools from telling you about all of the world's conspiracies and secrets.

Man, we'd find Bigfoot if it weren't for those damn Bozo Filters

bozo filter by Anonymous October 9, 2003

Spam filter 

Software that attempts to filter out spam email.
Spam filters work in several ways.

1) IP blocking; orginzations like Spam cop provide lists of IP numbers known to be used by spammers.

2) Word list; Spammers repeatedly try to sell the same stupid products so emails containing words like viagra, mlm, bigger penis, remove me ect; are blocked.

3) Heuristics; In an effort to get round spam filters spammers hire people that do have a brain to create more and more elaborate emails. Heuristics is a way using smart programing techniques to block these emails.

Spam filtering is an ongoing race between the spammer and the human race over who owns the inbox.

Helping your spam filter:
1)Never contact, buy from a spammer or click on a link in a spam email.
2)Turn of HTML in your inbox spammers have ways of knowing if a HTML email has been viewed.
3) Never click the on the remove me link in an email, spammers are liars and it will verify you as a live email address for more spam.

User: I have just recieved an email offering me a larger permenantly erect penis, larger breasts, an opportunity to share my credit card details with a nigerian bank worker who wants to give me $16, 000, 000 and access to unlimited prescribed drugs.

I am not sure if I am ready yet to become a mega rich ladyboy with a permenant hard on who is addicted to valium. What can I do?

System Administrator: Hang in there I will check the spam filter

Spam filter by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004