Farping

Fapping+Farting... when you fart while masturbating.

"OMG I wound up farping last night and totally ruined my own mood!"

by Lucie B. June 1, 2015

Facing

The act of arranging and re-arranging items in a grocery store, usually on a shelf. Not actually making them neater per se, but turning the objects toward you so that they "face" you. Usually done by a grocery clerk of some kind.

"Hey John, you gonna face* aisle 11?"
"Yeah, when I get the time. I gotta check this lady out first."
*form of the word facing

by It'sme33 July 22, 2016

fapping fest

A fest where men come and masterbate to each others bodies

Man I just went to the world wide fapping fest it was lit. Fap

by m&mlover May 20, 2016

fapinion

An opinion piece in which grandiose arguments rely on exaggerated facts often poorly researched or misunderstood by the author and targeted toward people with like opinions and poor critical thinking skills. Fapinion pieces can be recognized by their viral spread and inability to withstand expert scrutiny. They are a favorite of fanboys engaging in mental masturbation inside their clique (eg: fapping).

An 8 year farm student designed a next generation battery technology that will take the world by storm according to the latest Time fapinion.

by librafate July 11, 2019

Famping

The act of looking up facts about a movie your watching

Hey get off your phone we are watching the movie ok I was famping I wanted to see who the cast is.

by Watson68 August 11, 2019

FadingSm11le

The best girl to ever see the world she is beautiful and has a great personality she is both nice funny and sometimes rude which makes her the best person to exist i love her and you should to she is the best person I have ever met

“Have you talked to fadingsm11le recently is she good I love her so much she’s beautiful”

by Choicedrake521 February 7, 2021

Fraping

To hijack someones facebook profile and edit their status or info.

John - "mick have you seen Andys facebook status? apparently he loves cocks?

Mick - "John.... you been fraping Andy again?

John - "...... yup"

by Big Dawg50 October 3, 2011