When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.
Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”
Gary:”Meow”
(Robert explodes)
Gary:”Meow”
(Robert explodes)
by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024
by FUCK YOUR MOTHER 69 June 18, 2024
When your man tits fill up with tit milk out of no where and you lose your penis so u become a girl, then your tits explode causing you to become a man again... Damn that was an awkward talk with your mom
by HentaiGuy69 December 25, 2017
John: "Bro, whats taking you so long in there? And why do I smell curry?"
Mike: "Give me a minute, man. Just gotta Explode & Reload."
Mike: "Give me a minute, man. Just gotta Explode & Reload."
by Clinch500 January 20, 2021
A deluxe exploding face is an exploding face, but you are able to climax and add your spunk to the event.
Your sister is so hot, I was able to give her a rare deluxe exploding face. I think I might be in love.
by Hutchyboy December 07, 2016
This is when you're having sex with your girlfriend, and when you pull out to finish, her cats enter the room and you accidentally jizz all over her cats.
Friend 1: Last night i was having sex with the girlfriend, but when I pulled out to cum on her chest, her cats got in the way and I got cum all over them.
Friend 2: Sounds like you performed an exploding kitten
Friend 2: Sounds like you performed an exploding kitten
by tacocat backwards October 20, 2018
by PAFZ October 21, 2018