evangelihell

a dystopian state of torment and misery in which there appears to be no end to unrestrained conservatism, esp. that of the Religious Right.

a place in which individuals are punished in this life and prior to death by means of aggressively retrograde laws meant to roll back decades of social advancement on race, sexuality and reproductive rights, regardless of guilt or innocence.

Where in the evangelihell are my civil rights?
Their life had become a living evangelihell.

by measson June 27, 2022

evangelihell

a dystopian state of torment and misery in which there appears to be no end to unrestrained conservatism, esp. that of the Religious Right.

a place in which individuals are punished in this life and prior to death by means of aggressively retrograde laws meant to roll back decades of social advancement on race, sexuality and reproductive rights, regardless of guilt or innocence.

Where in the evangelihell are my civil rights?
Their life had become a living evangelihell.

by measson June 27, 2022

evangelisten

Convert or seek to convert (someone) to a cause or product, but with openness to take feedback on that cause or product.

You can't just blindly promote something that people don't want it - be an evangelistener and you will convert many more.

by anonymous August 16, 2022

Évangeline

Évangeline is an amazing Nice and overall verry funny person but she has a problem with people with colored hair
What a slay

She is such an Évangeline

by <3521 February 9, 2023

evangeline erica sampson

the best person to live on the planet.

#1 "Yo have you heard of Evangeline Erica Sampson??"

#2 "Omg yea she's like the best person to live on the planet"
#1 "Ikr"
#3 "I heard she saved world hunger"

#1 and #2 "OMGG!!! I LOVE HER"

by Esler April 23, 2023

Evangelical Lute

A person or someone who identifies as a well mannered Christian. This tends to be in the WELs denomination. They may seem to practice what they preach but, they are playing you like a lute. What they actually do tends to be hypocritical and not what is expected.

"You had sex, drunk a beer out of a keg, and then drove home while listening to Luke Combs?" You play these people, you Evangelical Lute.

by A volleyball lover April 27, 2023

Evangelion Unit 01

Big mommy. Not a robot. Mother of the year

Bro Evangelion Unit 01 is so cool, best Evangelion Unit

by RadicalMonarch October 8, 2023