equestriess

noun: A cross between a female equestrian and a princess.
Males should be adequately forwarned about the dangers of equestriess'. Bitches that ride horses scheme with one another due to inherent social/personal insecurities.
A 'princess' is a high-maintenance, spoiled brat.

Hence, a large percentage of the female equestrian population may be considered an "Equestriess".

Ex: The herd of females that arrived to our apartment last night included one equestriess... She successfully blocked my cock between the hours of 10pm and 3am.

by Neil Strauss of mystery February 26, 2011

esquina

like a corner or "tha block"

yo vendo en la esquina

(I sell on the corner or the block)

by Yaima Reyes December 1, 2004

qu'es que fuck

Just means "What the fuck?"

Bobby: Sally, there's a ladybird on your cooter!
Sally: Qu'es que fuck?!

by monkeysrgoodpeople November 25, 2005

Esquired

To be Esquired is to have passed the bar exam and be admitted to the Bar!

My bright and talented and awesome friend Amy just got her bar exam result and passed and is now officially esquired!

by jmspaesq November 13, 2010

equestrophilia

The name given to sexual acts performed to/with horses (or other equines, including Zebras). Often performed by females, for the pleasure of a surprisingly broad audience of males. Most beastiality acts refer to equestrophilia, as the phallus of a horse is adequately long so as to provide good visual appeal (apparently). Two of the most renowned equestrophile 'actors' are Kitty Beatty (who actually worked as a vet, before agreeing to do equestrophilic films) and Michael Abbott (who is quoted of having no experience with horses until he purchased one for his wife - who revelled in the thought of equestrophilia, which drove him into his new career of delivering anal sex to horses).

Bob Smith: Jesus, I watched another Kitty Beatty equestrophilia film last night. I swear that shit is illegal.
Michael Abbott: Not where I come from.

by bastard_man March 29, 2008

esqueeze

breathtaking; more beautiful and magnificent than god himself; exquisite

he didn't call me beautiful first, he called me esqueeze

by esqueeze June 29, 2017

esquetarian

One who subsists completely on a diet of horses.

Jim won't be having any mashed potatoes at Thanksgiving, he's an esquetarian and dines only on horse meat.

Esquetarians love to eat ikea meatballs for their high horse-meat content.

by jailbroken iphone user May 25, 2018