eleven

eleven is the most cumshots I've had jacking off.

Oh WOW! I did an eleven again!

by USAF Cadet August 1, 2021

Twenty Eleven

The shorthand version of Two Thousand and Eleven for the year 2011. Follows convention established centuries ago in Eighteen Fifty Four, not One Thousand Eight Hundred and Fifty Four.

I keep forgetting to write Twenty Eleven on my checks. I hate the new year.

by Say Twenty Eleven on Facebook December 10, 2010

Eleventeen

The way the number Eleven will be pronounced in the near future. It will also completely redefine being a teenager. When someone turns Eleven(teen) they will be considered a teenager. Then once they turn twelve they will be considered a kid again, reminding them of who they are. Then once they turn 13 and become a teenager again they will be completely ready for it and all and any problem associated with being a teenager will no longer exist.

If jimmy has 15 apples, and his malicious sister sarah injects poison into all but 4 of them, eleventeen of the apples will cause him to die a slow and painful death.

by Mr. Eleventeen December 23, 2009

Eleven Point Seventy (11.70)

A term that describes a desired situation or scenario, that has very little or no chances of ever occurring.
Originally, this term was used to describe the minimal desired limit of the stock price of Ceva Inc (NasdaqNM:CEVA). Some Ceva employees have declared that they would exercise their stock options only when the stock price hits this limit.

He: It seems that peace in the Middle East is just a matter of a few months now.
Me: Yeah, right, eleven point seventy.

by Giovanni Ceva March 15, 2005

eleven

what one of the spinal tap amplifiers can go up to.

'wouldn't eleven be the same as ten but its just that they've added an extra notch?"

"but this goes up to eleven!"

by specky January 21, 2005

Eleventysix

A number which defines awesomeness.

"Did you see that show last night? It was awesome!"
" Yes it was eleventysix goods!"

by Rachelatorz February 3, 2010

finger eleven

The act of giving the finger with both hands thus forming an '11' with your fingers.

Frankie gave everyone the finger eleven on his way out the door.

by dr_slurpee August 22, 2007