distarnated

1. Having no friends and being hated by everyone.

2. Zombie-like attitude.

Scott said,"Wow. Jill looks like a zombie. I heard she is distarnated."

by Fearain May 13, 2009

Distance 10's

Girls who from a distance appear very sexy looking but end up being ugly close up.

Nah she's one of them Distance 10's

by CJB The Issue November 2, 2010

distexia

when autocorrect picks the wrong word and you don't catch it in time before sending the text

an example of a distexia is: "will you throw the apples at prior and start an apple war?" when what you mean to say was "will you throw the apples at PEOPLE and start an apple war?"

by bunker_hill_champion September 27, 2013

Distance Totty

A member of the opposite gender to the observer who is somewhat less attractive the closer the observation

Alec, check out that chick, she's raw sex

Look closer Ralph, from three feet away she looks well dodgy - she's just distance totty

by Johnnyboy1961 November 30, 2013

Distargeted

Distracted shopping in Target that causes you to spend $100 on stuff you never really needed, while diverting you from your original reason for being there.

"OMG! I went to buy dog food at Target last night and got distargeted! I left with $98 worth of clearance Halloween decorations!"

by cool-chick-a-rama October 18, 2016

Distance

A word white girls don’t seem to understand.

“Come on, I know it’s a virus but we’ll only be like 154 people.”

“Omg, you are such a wack, it’s not like distance does anything.”

by Fuck stupid people May 1, 2020

Dist

To visit someone using social distance guidelines

I’m going on a dist to see my friend Tess.

by StephyLyn June 12, 2020