king dingus

The king of all dingus's. A real momo head.

That cocksucker Marvin ain't your everyday momo. He's like King Dingus

by Gumbie Dumbie April 25, 2015

Scriminy Dingus

Chiminy Bingus

Hey man, you wanna have a little Scriminy Dingus session?

Nah man, my girl and I were planning to chiminy bingus later.

by AskiBaski October 24, 2018

dingus

a cross between a dumbass and a dingleberry

Me: Connor you're such a dingus!
Connor: No I'm not!

by aawwaalleerr November 30, 2010

Dingus

Someone who forgets their water bottle due to their lovable idiotic nature.

Man, it's103 degrees! I can't believe he was such a dingus.

by Samknowthat September 6, 2011

dingus

An utterly stupid person

That guy over there is a dingus. Don't listen to anyithing he says.

by Shawn B. March 28, 2003

dingus

One who stretches every morning in hopes of sucking his own dick.

1. That dingus went to the ER after drinking a six-pack of O'Doules.
2. That mongloid is such a Dingus Khan.

by big biff and the chubbs January 22, 2005

dingus

A person.. particularly someone's Dad who is very stupid and likes 1970s muscle cars and expensive designer clothing.

Example A: My Dad is a real dingus he likes old muscle cars that cost $2,000

Example B: Hurry up, dingus stop jacking off in the bathroom and let's get wasted!

by Johnny McJoints September 9, 2007