Instead of "I butt dialed you" the more fitting expression from me would be "my dick dialed you". Because my butt is unable to use my phone, but my dick, on the other hand, is very much capable and very willing to do so. Plus, I don't carry my phone in my back pocket next to my butt, I carry it in my front pocket, like everyone else does, next to my dick. So.... I dick dialed you.
Oh my bad bro, I must have dick dialed you.
Hot Chick: I think you butt dialed me.
Me: No ma'am, I dick dialed you.
Hot Chick: I think you butt dialed me.
Me: No ma'am, I dick dialed you.
by Shoshy April 3, 2019
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by MissQueenT December 18, 2019
Get the Sexual Dialysis mug.This classic phrase hails from the inevitable act of setting your phone down on your chest without activating the sleep function.
Increased cases of this phenomenon spike when users are in the chat feature of a popular selfie sending app.
Increased cases of this phenomenon spike when users are in the chat feature of a popular selfie sending app.
by Fullest May 28, 2020
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Daniel: Man I was really excited the other day when I thought I was gonna get to talk to my dad... But who am i kidding it was definitely a butt dial face call.
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Chadley: Wow that really sucks bro. The old BDFC... Maybe YOU should reach out next time.
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