Dickering

The act of teasing a women's pussy by continously barely sticking you dick in then pulling out.

My wife was really horny and really wanted to be fucked hard, but I just kept dickering her.

by Foreskin Mc Adams June 17, 2020

Dicked Down In Dallas

A Badass Motherfucking song right there Ole Son!

She's gettin dicked down in Dallas! Railed out in Raleigh...

by Are You Wet Yet? I Can't Tell! December 13, 2020

Triple-dicked

When on a chat site like Omegle or Chatroulette, where the "Stranger" is a guy jerking it three times in a row.

Bro, I was trolling Omegle and I got triple-dicked. It was messed up.

Lol fag.

by mcake June 12, 2010

Flicker dicker

Also known as a TV remote.

Hand me the flicker dicker over there.

by phil lafgren November 24, 2010

Rubber Dicked

Originally a military slang term to indicate when a superior starts an apparently friendly conversation only to assign some crappy job duty to you.

It has expanded in general use to indicate anytime someone is nice to with the sole intention of screwing you over. It is particularly appropriate for describing when someone is the victim of a "long con" or when you get burned so dramatically that it leaves no doubt that the person who did it thoroughly planned to do so.

It comes from the idea of a husband who can't (or won't) have sex with his wife turning out the lights and screwing her with a rubber dick in the dark.

Boss: Did you see the playoff last night? Man that was some game!
Peon: Yeah, pretty exciting.
Boss: We're having a few people over tomorrow to watch the final. Do you have any plans?
Peon: No, I was probably just going to go to a sportsbar to catch the game.
Boss: Good, then you won't mind working a double shift.

I really thought Bill was doing me a favor by offering to watch my house while I was on vacation, but he just rubber dicked me because I got back and all my stuff was gone.

by Jack Bard August 26, 2013

Re-dicked

When the first dicking wasn't enough.

Kathy was unsatisfied with her lover and requested to be Re-dicked

by spookypooky December 31, 2014

double dicker taco

When you and your homeboy double team a Mexican chick. Thats pretty much it. But thats how it starts. The double dicking must be done simultaneously to apply to this definition.

Last night, this chick Juanita, was into both of us gringos. We convinced her to come home with us and had the most amazing double dicker taco.

by albertocrat June 8, 2015