Dingoberry {Ding-O-Bear-Re}

Poop, toilet paper and lint rolled up into tiny balls that get stuck to the fuzz of your anal treasure hole! Also known as Fuzz Nuggets!

When making number 2, sometimes the toilet paper can get stuck to the rim of your hole. Then, while pulling up your pants, lint adds itself to the collection. Later, while in the shower, you reach down, only to find a wad of toilet paper, lint and poop all rolled up in a tiny little ball or balls creating what is known as the Dingoberry {Ding-O-Bear-Re}.

by Umkay November 29, 2007

Dingbatitis

An inflammatory condition of the brain that causes humans to turn into dingbats

E.g. When someone says something utterly stupid...like when a colleague says the dumbest thing in the world or your partner says something daft..."don't worry it probably just a case of dingbatitis..."

by Pharmatron June 4, 2011

Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding, ding ding ding.

The first few notes of the Among Us Drip music

Person 1: When the impostor is sus!
Person 2: Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding, ding ding ding.

by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna May 3, 2021

ding dong

A city in Texas:

Ding Dong, Texas

G: I live in Ding Dong
D: fag...

by DDDD January 24, 2008

ding

(v.) to reject, as in to reject a candidate from membership to a club or society.
(n.) a person rejected or worthy of rejection.

"I don't like him, let's ding him."

"That guy's a ding, let's get him out of here before he makes us look bad."

by eleusinian July 20, 2008

Dingberry

A piece of lint mixed with poop that hangs from the hair in your rectum.

When you pick your butt you normally find a dingberry.

by Pocster September 12, 2006

Ding Mau

Asian person, who doesn't speak very good english. Also little asian food places are called Ding Mau's

Hey did you goto that Ding Mau restraunt eariler

by Duece Five Tres February 15, 2008