Daytime Facebook

The online equivilent of Daytime Television.

During the day, when everyone is busy at school, college, university, work, or asleep, and nothing happens.

I was on Daytime Facebook earlier, it was so boring, i might as well have been watching Loose Women.

by George89 April 4, 2008

Dayturian

1 pint an hour - every hour - for 24 hours.

Time for the third bi-annual dayturian.

by twicebackwardspermanently January 25, 2009

Daytarded

When you don't recognize a place in the daytime because you've only been there at night, drunk.

"Brendon and I drove down Main Street looking for my car the next morning and we couldn't find it because we didn't recognize anything since we've only been there at night when we were hammered. Total case of Daytardedness"

by Absolut Ang April 13, 2010

Dayton's Army

When you are out of toilet paper and clean your butt by having a shower after you take a dump.

Man, I was all out of toilet paper and didd'nt notice till I already droped one so I was forced to Dayton's Army.

by Dayton's army February 14, 2012

Daysturbating

When you spend every hour of a whole day masturbating.

I spent every hour of whole day daysturbating.

by Jasonknowsbitches August 20, 2016

Dayfusion

Getting the days of the week mixed up.

Woke up with dayfusion, thought it was Friday but it's only Wednesday.

by Nicowlala April 14, 2017

Dawft

A way of saying you messed up in a contest.

Dude , you dawft up.

by dvquwafdghgfuoqg December 26, 2017