Train station uniform and fluffy scarf sporting. Also inflicted with a horrific skin disease due to excess consumption of microwave pizzas. At close proximity, one can tell this specimen emanates a peculiar and unsavoury smell that fills entire room of occupation. 'Discharge Girl' similarly breaks down food in the style of a cement mixer. The most prominent feature of a Discharge Girls may perhaps be the 'venus flytrap'-esque way of consuming weak and desperate men. One may notice the attempt (and fail) of a 'Discharge Girl' to 'pull' a stronger member of the male species, in the consistent talking AT that can be seen. If approached by a member of the opposite sex, a 'Discharge girl' will always say 'yes' to anything suggested. Also see 'easy'
'She bought three twirls and a microwave pizza...what a discharge girl,'
'Open your eyes, she slept with DK. what a discharge girl.'
'sleeping with a discharge girl is like breathing...it's that easy'
'I slept with SUCH a discharge girl the other night'
(song)'Because I'm easy...I'm easy like discharge girls are'(/song)
'Open your eyes, she slept with DK. what a discharge girl.'
'sleeping with a discharge girl is like breathing...it's that easy'
'I slept with SUCH a discharge girl the other night'
(song)'Because I'm easy...I'm easy like discharge girls are'(/song)
by nolikedischarge January 13, 2008
Get the Discharge girl mug.is a great guy. he is loving and caring. he will listen to you and love you as long as you will let him. he is very creative and smart.He will be with you through it all even through the most rough of storms. he has the biggest heart and personality. he makes anygirl feel special and like she is his whole world. he makes a girl feel like she is beautiful no matter what she or anyone else thinks of her. he makes a girl feel like a princess. he is valued as a boyfried,husband,
friend,fiance, ect.he makes a girl smile even when she feels like giving up. he is super attractive and he is extremely loved.he is a amazing person and is loved for eternity. A tall sexy mixed athlete as well. And usually has more than 6 inches.
friend,fiance, ect.he makes a girl smile even when she feels like giving up. he is super attractive and he is extremely loved.he is a amazing person and is loved for eternity. A tall sexy mixed athlete as well. And usually has more than 6 inches.
by Trop1cal4pple June 15, 2019
Get the Dashae mug.by Flopydiskeh March 29, 2017
Get the dishonorably discharging mug.Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge, or SMBFD, is an extreme condition occurring at random without warning.
The potential side-effects include, but are not limited to: severe humiliation, emotional trauma, temporary to permanent paralysis of the face during Discharge, speech impediments, IBS, ED, and death.
Simultaneous discharges are as follows, in no particular order: tears, laughter, ejaculation, explosive defecation, projectile vomiting, coughing, sneezing, burping, and urination. Some cases have reported a brief scream prior to the simultaneous discharge. Causes are still unknown, and thus occurrences have been established to be completely random. Female cases have also been reported, and every side-effect is involved, excluding of course ED.
Victims of SMBFD have been known to lose consciousness immediately following the Discharge, only to regain it minutes to hours later. Unfortunately, amnesia is not a side-effect.
The potential side-effects include, but are not limited to: severe humiliation, emotional trauma, temporary to permanent paralysis of the face during Discharge, speech impediments, IBS, ED, and death.
Simultaneous discharges are as follows, in no particular order: tears, laughter, ejaculation, explosive defecation, projectile vomiting, coughing, sneezing, burping, and urination. Some cases have reported a brief scream prior to the simultaneous discharge. Causes are still unknown, and thus occurrences have been established to be completely random. Female cases have also been reported, and every side-effect is involved, excluding of course ED.
Victims of SMBFD have been known to lose consciousness immediately following the Discharge, only to regain it minutes to hours later. Unfortunately, amnesia is not a side-effect.
So I was walking to the counter at the library, when suddenly I cried, laughed, pissed and shat myself, puked, coughed, sneezed, and burped--all at the same time. It was so overwhelming that I passed out and woke up several minutes later, lying in a pool of my own fluids. Apparently, I also came, too. I heard a librarian murmur "It's Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge. He's got the SMBFD." I ran out, sweating and needing to take a shit; I tried to talk but couldn't. I never want to, either, not about what happened.
by Abaddon Uziel December 10, 2009
Get the Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge mug.The event where the female genitals go into a state of heightened arousal and excrete a spongy white fluid that seeps from the clitoris and onto the vacant space or ‘chin rest’ below. In the event of extreme arousal the clitoris may go into a temporary spasm, thus causing (female) ‘Sticky White Love Piss’ to spurt forward and beyond. Thus causing the arrival of odd shaped snail trails.
by Tom January 21, 2004
Get the Clitoral Discharge mug.by Ik the word October 2, 2020
Get the Dashawn artis mug.The most lovable, beautiful, talented, gorgeous, sweetest, nicest, funniest, craziest, gods hand picked, coolest, trendiest, and cutest girl ever.💞
by thatfunntgal 064 September 12, 2021
Get the Dashaura mug.