Danish Mustache

Eating hollandaise sauce from the vagina of a dead hooker, resulting in a neat Mustache of hollandaise sauce and decomposition fluids

Jason started collecting Danish mustaches due to his love of dead hookers and hollandaise sauce.

by Dongkik666 December 11, 2022

danish dog tourture

The act of using a dogs tail to smear and lick peanut butter off of a woman's breasts: Peanut butter will be spread on the anus and licked off as well.

Hey, have you tried danish dog tourture?

No not yet, but plan too soon.

by Thatguypal2421 December 19, 2022

Danish rat

Lars Ulrich, drummer for the band Matellica.

Cliff: what’s wrong with Lars?

Kirk: He’s a gross ugly Danish rat.
James: Not gross or ugly but he’s my Danish rat!

by Rasbe May 1, 2023

Danish Fletching

The action of massaging a mans balls and sucking their tip simultaneously, making them cum faster, then you use their semen to create the end of an arrow onto their cock and then freezing it, hence creating an 'arrow' out of the mans cock and cum.

Bro, my girl just did the Danish fletching on me, it was so good!

by weednosethereindeer June 18, 2023

Chocolate Danish

The act of dipping two fingers in her pooper then directly into the snapper and subsequently forcing her to suck the fingers clean.

I got a blend of cummy shit sauce on my teeth when i made out with that one legged hooker after giving her the old chocolate danish.

by BroskibitieS June 14, 2018

Fariz Danish

sweet talker everyone loves him so much

even his ex could not move on even though she find someone who is more attractive then him
not so intelligent but very intelligent in making people laugh
he never hurt someone's feelings
he is a soft talker with a heart

salvia : I'm so scared,he will get angry
amin : don't worry he is fariz danish

by indigocyan August 28, 2019

Foreign Danish

When a man licks another man's creampie.

The cuckold enjoyed a foreign danish from his wife

by LarryMcgoqerotz October 13, 2021