Croatia

An Eastern European country in the Balkan. Very similiar to Brasil.
-nice beaches
-high tourism
-hard to learn language thats used in a few other countries
-soccer is a huge part of the culture

I went on a vacation to Croatia, it was amazing.

by samuraiPepsi December 23, 2019

serbo-croatian

a langugage spoken originally by Serbians then taken away and called Serbo-croatian

you cant argue with the truth

by pravda September 1, 2005

chogasm

An orgasm or feeling of intense pleasure due to a chode, or a penis which is fatter than it is large. Penetration is not necessary as simply thinking about or making limited contact with the chode can lead to spooging.

Dude, the thought of Joe and his enormously fat chode gave me a total chogasm.

by Abread November 11, 2008

Croatian

A native or inhabitant of Croatia.
A person of Croatian descent.

TOP 10 REASONS Y U SHOULD BE PROUD TO BE A CROAT FROM HERZEGOVINA:

You are Catholic
The Adriatic Coast
Even if you were born in Hercegovina, you still can say that you are Croatian
Famous tourist country
Famous inventors, doctors, athlets, and singers
Soccer team (Zrinjski Mostar, Dinamo Zagreb, Hajduk Split)
Handball team
Basketball (Kukoc, Petrovic)
Well-educated
Beautiful people
Christmas
Easter
You aren't another nationality even if you wish you were sometimes
Best food (also healthy)
The only people who would really fight for their country
Famous for dances, music, and occasional dresses
When someone tells them that they are smart, it's not them, it's just that they are Croatian
They aren't racists
Really know how to make a Party going on
No matter what they try, they become good at it
Even if you can't see them wearing a cross, they are wearing it in their heart
Know every other Croatian around them
Language
Respect their language and traditions
Red, White, Blue
True to their family
Even if they were born in America and their parents are Croatian, they still know the Croatian language and traditions
Know the difference between the truth and the lie
Croatia and Hercegovina have one of the most beautiful cities in the World (Dubrovnik, Medugorje)
You are allowed to eat Pork

by Drazen April 25, 2004

croach wagon

1)some pretentios bastard that just makes your life hell. a reall asshole that totally tries to encroach on your universe. an anal , lying, queer puff, dick head.
2)a total anal corn flake lover wh participates in group croaching

get out of my face you croach wagon

by jj January 21, 2005

frenching the croaker

Rimming
licking bum

"Robbie, what did you do last night?" Vicki asked.
"I was frenching the croaker" said Robbie

by haha47 February 19, 2009

Croatian Brendi-Boo

This move was named after legendary Croatian-American director, producer, model, kolo dancer, television personality, romantic movie-film clip actress. It is similar to the the definition for Croatian sex, however, in this instance, the female actually has the ablility to play the part of a contortionist, or Chinese acrobat. The female during vaginal rear entry can actually twist and contort to the point where she is able to perform various unmentioned pleasurable actions, (akcije in Croatian) on her male partners person at the same, usually involving oral stimulation. A truly remarkable feat. A sight to behold and captured on film only 3 times. A romantic dinner is usually accompanied after it's performance, usually paid for by the male.

C'mon Honey, If you go along with me and the kids to spend the holidays at Mother's, I'll give you a Croatian Brendi-Boo tonight.

by Captain Croatia February 13, 2010