crunching

The act of taking a crunch

Hey Drewb's, quit buggin me, I'm crunching . . .

by DrFoot October 25, 2003

Crouching Panda

The Crouching Panda occurs when you are climbing a flight of stairs and you trip on a step. You put your hands out and catch yourself before you break your face on the steps. This position you are in is called the "Crouching Panda". If this occurs at school, your backpack may fly over your head and block your vision possibly causing you to trip some more. This makes the "Crouching Panda" twice as funny to see and three times more embarrassing.

"Dude, i was checkin' out this girls ass when i was going up the stairs, and i pulled a crouching panda. It was so embarrassing..."

by Chase61 January 26, 2010

blues crashing

To blues dance in a location not normally used for a dance, such as a park, restaurant, or other public place. An idea that was adopted from lindy hoppers, see lindy bomb.

Hey we are blues crashing the mall tonight, wanna come?

by lindyaholic February 23, 2010

Vietnamese crouching tiger

A cruel but humorous sex move the involves the male pulling the corners of his eyes to blur his vision while having sex, typically with an ugly woman.

"Hey Bill did you and toothless Tammy get it on last night?"
"Yeah but I had to Vietnamese Crouching Tiger her all night"

by heeeymonkeey May 5, 2009

Cracking under pressure

When someone is really confused and doesn't know whats going on, and starts to panic.

Bill: Hey bob, wanna partyyyyyy
Sandy: Wait no come to meeeeeeeee
Steve: Come to meeeeeeee
Bill: Come to meeeeeeee
Steve: Come to meeeeeeee
Sandy: Come to meeeeeeee
Bob: (Cracking under pressure) Uhh.. uhh... ah.. ahh.. I DON'T KNOW!!!!!

by Oreztov July 7, 2017

Cracking

When a person's butt is visibly sticking out of their pants

Me: Kevin was cracking today and I didn't know what to do. I just stood there

by bmc2996 September 7, 2013

roaching

putting out a joint when its too small to hold

"dude, i'm roaching this shit..."(cough)

by fallon k October 28, 2005