crimp my style

having adverse affect upon one

you living here is "crimping my style"

by brad May 13, 2005

Mind Cripple

1. An extremely stupid individual who displays both a low intelligence quota, as well as a severe lack of common sense.

2. A complete idiot

Igor burned down the castle when he attempted to perform electrical work in it with with no experience, what a mind cripple.

by Fluffy The Rhino October 20, 2008

crimpkin

Similar to a crumpkin or blumpkin, a Crimpkin is the act of taking a shit while smoking crack while a girl gives you a hand job and rim job

Damn! That Crimpkin was way better than a blumpkin or Crimpkin

by Pechanga G July 1, 2008

nipple crippler

The act of getting your teet or nipple twisted or squeezed.

My uncle used to pinch my little boobies and ask me what was worse than a texas tornado and answer a nipple crippler.

by Cramerica Industries January 8, 2007

Cripple Stool

The handicap toilet stall. Same as Cripple Crapper

"The cripple stool is the Cadillac of toilets" Larry the cable guy.

by xzybit May 15, 2005

cripple cart cowboy

A male riding a cripple cart.

"Check out that cripple cart cowboy, he's gotta be like 400 pounds."

by Pavel Lishin September 20, 2005

crip card

Crip card is a term originated in Northern Calif Bay Area that refers to the blue handicap placard that you put in your windshield that indicates your handicap and thus allowed to park in the designated handicap spots.

..." Kara I am going into the city can I borrow your crip card so I can find easy and free parking"?

by TimCargile August 26, 2013