crayon crunchers

A crayon cruncher is a name given to the lowest class in De la Salle high school.
There average day consists of 3 crayons in the morning. A lick of the window at lunch. And a small nap before going home to play minecraft.

I'm covering the crayon crunchers today, so I'll probably have my work cut out for me!!

by Irish Boi October 20, 2017

porcelain crayon

1: A turd
2: Fecal matter

"Dude, I just wrote your name with a porcelain crayon." (Took a crap)
Stains in the toilet bowl were left by a porcelain crayon.
His teeth look like he has been chewing on a porcelain crayon.

by Kory W. February 12, 2008

Every crayon in the box

An “every crayon in the box” kind of guy is someone who is called gay

Brad is an every crayon in the box type of guy

Yeah, He’s an every crayon in the box type of guy

by Kermit loves u 69 June 3, 2019

Crusty Crayola Crayon

CCC. Crusty Crayola Crayon. A Crusty Crayola Crayon is someone who is well, crusty. Someone who is just down right gross. That one crayon no one wants because it's broken, used, dull, CRUSTY, paperless. The number one heartbreaking insult. - Dadalynn

"You fucking Crusty Crayola Crayon, how could you!?!"

"Ew she's such a crusty Crayola Crayon."

by Dadalynn June 3, 2019

Crayon Shin-Chan

A scary show on Adult Swim. Somehow it passes as anime when it is more like that fake Sailor Moon like anime.

The mother on "Crayon Shin-Chan" scares the shit out of me.

by Roki August 30, 2006

Craysan

A really nice guy with long hair and a friendly personality. A Craysan is a guy that you want to be friends with, he isn't perfect but he's pretty dang close. He doesn't have a high self esteem though that's only because he can't see the tons of good in him that the rest of the world can.

Who's that?
He's a Craysan.

by Fairy85 July 9, 2014

Pink Crayon

When your horny ass dog has a giant woody

Kenton: What the fuck is that?! Is that his... Erection?

Jim: that's my dogs "pink crayon" Stupid bitch

by Savage Cucumber May 21, 2016